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What are some funny jokes or stories about the bloodstalker? Funny bloodstalker jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me: (Peacefully wandering the bog with my carno)
I turn around and my carno is dead. Poor Clay. (Yea it’s named Clay from Wings of fire) anyway, I start harvesting the body for hide lol. And suddenly I see my heath goin down and I’m like panicking and checking my stats for starvation and stuff. Then I die and when it’s at the little part right before you go to the respawn screen I see one of these mutant creatures. Never. Again (but how did I not see it like c’mon me!)
Why do people say that this creature is terrifying? I mean, it tries to be like you. It mimics your emotes, helps you survive, it looks amazing. What i'm saying is: this spider loves you, you should be at least nice to it. I know it sucks your blood, but this isn't it "stealing." It gives you "spider vision" while riding it, takes you to places across the map fast, and much more. I think that if anything, it earned the blood.