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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the bloodstalker? Funny bloodstalker jokes submitted by ARK players.
So I drank one beer, hearing about the trick, and all ten or so of my Bloodstalkers had their names changed, all to different things. Most of them were okay, but my fave stalker Runaway’s name got changed to “JUST LIKE A LITTLE BIT OF EVIL” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I’m not kidding seriously it was so funny
I had a dream where they where in abbration and I was in creative mode but cause I’m a complete chicken 🐔 I was terrified because one had grabbed me and was sucking my blood but it wasn’t a video game it was real life then I broke free and hid under a tent ⛺️ then I woke up it probably one of the worst nightmares that I’ve ever had and that’s saying something cause I have a lot of dreams about be eating or roasted alive or just being killed in general and sorry for bad grammar
A conversation between the ark spiders-
Araneo: I think I’m the best because I’m a passive tame and passive tames are annoying as fuk
Broodmother: I’m a boss... you think you’re annoying when people have to use Apex drops and artifacts to fight me.
Bloodstalker: ...
Araneo: *spins web into outer space*
Broodmother: *gets Ganged up on by 20 gigas
Bloodstalker: heh