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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the bloodstalker? Funny bloodstalker jokes submitted by ARK players.
Wild card please make this thing be able to pounce and collect blood packs that way. Ngl watching a blood stalker and a pack deinonychus latch onto a Rex and just start destroying it would be pretty cool. I feel a lot of people forget about this guy even tho he’s like the most useful guy in aberration, but an update for him wouldn’t be to bad 🤷♂️
Peter Parker: Hey I'm Spiderman who are you
?????:I'm your worst nightmare
Peter Parker has left the chat
Blood stalker:hey come back
Peter Parker has joined the chat
Broodmother has joined the chat
Bloodstalker: hey mummy
Spiderman: lol
Die die die
Spiderman has been killed by bloodstalker level 23
Broodmother: that's my son
T rex has joined the chat
Bloodstalker and broodmother has been killed by t rex level 2