Soooo...it’s sad story time, people.

I was at my bog biome base breeding Bloodstalkers and I found one that appealed to me at first sight, with its cool orange color (not mutated, maybe the parents had the same…

I am a huge dinosaur and prehistoric animal nerd. So I heard about this creature and I looked it up. I found numerous videos about “Tusoteuthis taming!” “Taming Tusoteuthis in ark!”

I was like, what is this…

The Snake Fight- Fan fiction

So a while back, I decide to tame a carbonemys. After stuffing it full with berries, it became my best bud Beedo. When it was tamed, I decided to craft a saddle. When I got the engram…

I love these creatures, just love them. I am a pretty experienced player, and I had just got The Center. I started out on a tropical island. It was a good start. I had one carrot. I saw a few of these up on a clearing.…

If we can get 50 likes on the Bloodstalker post I will build a giant memorial with gravestones, torches, and all sorts of decorations! For Bloodstalkers, some of the best creatures in ark!

⬆️⬆️⬆️

Swamp…

I finally tamed one and named him Redhawk... I was like yes!!! A multi passenger creature!

Then I remembered that I was on single player

This is ark:

Giant Spitting Murder Bugs

Tree kitties of death

Blue blobs of hell

Underwater danger noodle capable of mass destruction

Smol birbs that steal your full mut giga egg

Giant nope rope that spits…

Ah, survivors. I see you’ve made it to your final destination. Welcome to the Genesis Ship. A vessel now under my control. With it, I will spread throughout the cosmos. Thousands of years and trillions of miles from…

Ah, survivors. I see you’ve made it to your final destination. Welcome to the Genesis Ship. A vessel now under my control. With it, I will spread throughout the cosmos. Thousands of years and trillions of miles from…

So I’m playing on singleplayer with pretty OP settings. I tamed an X-Woolly Rhino and brought it back to my ocean base. With ONE HIT it collected over 2k of EACH KIND OF BERRY. There weren’t even ten bushes around…

The Direbear is a large bear

Thus, it cannot fit in a bear trap.

As it is a large bear, it can fit in a large bear trap

My experience with Equus:

I spawn near Fars Peak and see an equus right in front of me.

Me: OOH I’m gonna tame it

Equus: Bye Loser

Me: NOOOOOO

Allosaurus: Hello snacky snack

[YOUR FREE TRIAL OF LIVING HAS…

First I had one...

Then I had three...

Then I had four...

Now I have seven...

The Rampage- Chapter 4

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Unicorn Tales- a short story by Swamp Guy

So I’m on mobile and I have my base around the Footpaw area, at the West Zone 1 spawn point. I wanted to find and tame a Diplocaulus so I went to the swamp. I kept on…