This is ark:

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This is ark:

Giant Spitting Murder Bugs

Tree kitties of death

Blue blobs of hell

Underwater danger noodle capable of mass destruction

Smol birbs that steal your full mut giga egg

Giant nope rope that spits freaking poison

Xenomorph that you need to tame by getting pregnant

Flying fat caterpillar

Living machine turret

Bog bugs that FIND YOU NO MATTER WHAT

Big sucky spider

Space whale

AND WHATS NEXT?

Mind control frog

Robot giraffe

Platypus with irresistible teats

Space Dolphin

This is all extremely logical! We also have a frog with sedatives on its tongue, a flyer that is a literal fighter plane, and a fluffy killer that scare u.

Also dodos. Way too OP

Mhm. Makes sense. 100 likes and I make another tip ridiculing ark logic. Or maybe I’ll do it anyways! Anyways, like the tip

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