I walk into a cave with full set of hide clothes and a ton of metal weapons.

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I walk into a cave with full set of hide clothes and a ton of metal weapons. I see one of these guys.

Spit! There goes my clothes

Now you have it I say. I take out metal hatchet or something. I whack it on the armor.

Rip metal hatchet

2 minutes later: Rip me

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