Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the ammonite? Funny ammonite jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me: hey noobs tame this with this
Me:*givin' away STONES*
Noobs:*ACTUALLY TAMED IT*
Me: Get outta here You noobs that hack...
Noobs: HAHAHA WE USED A ABBERATED STONE!!!!
Me: shut up you noobs 'n' get outta my server or I'll steal that beautiful water type pokemon...
Noobs:*BANNED BY MY COMMANDS*
Ammo-nite: WHAT IS THIS FIGHT?!?!?
Me: You also shut up or I'll kill you with no respawnin'...
THIS IS NO POKEMON SO IDK JUST CALLIN' IT SHELLED OCTILLERY AND NO SUCH THING AS ABBERATED STONE... this is just fun-ny 'n' fake...
Me: oooooo, ammonite biles hehe>:)
Ammonite:if u pawnch meh u is gon geet it
Me:epix pawnch
Ammonite: teh fart’o lure
Ammonite again: how many party members are here?
Ocean: EVERY SINGLE THING IS HERE TO REK DIS PLAYER
Me:... welp time to join my dodo in heaven...
*insert dead ark me here and HLN-A robo thing not caring*
Don't worry mr dinosaur song maker. I've made one for you. Pls sing to tune of this old man
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I am smol
I am weak
Pls don't eat me or I'll squeak
With a knick knack paddywhack a mosa comes to eat you face
This player went rolling home
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Make sure to check out each of dinosaurs in the funny section. I'm sure you will find mr dinosaur song maker.
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