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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the ammonite? Funny ammonite jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me:sees amonite
Me:GIVE ME UR FREAK'N BLACK PEARLS!!!
Amonite:OWEEOW!
Amonite:calls LITERLY TO EVERY CRETURE ON A PHONE
Amonite:hey everyone kill this man or else imma kill you,after you kill him I will give all of u my butt
LLITTERLY THE WHOLE OCEAN:Yea! I want ur butt get'em
THE ENTIRE OCEAN:Swallows me
Me:WHAT T.H.E H E L L. GRRR. ILL GECHA 9TRILLION YEARS
THE ENTIRE OCEAN:SO WHERE IS UR BUTT!?Amy!? (Amonite)
Amonite:well I'll give it.....WHEN U SCARE THE FART OUT OF ME
Amonite:*farts*
ENTIRE OCEAN:*dies*
Moral:only hit the Amy's butt(just a lie{pls u p d.a.t.e p r e t t y p,l,s
Once upon a time there was an ammonite that was just swimming around minding it's own business when a random survivor punched it and the ammonite decided to send out a giant gas cloud causing all ocean creatures to attack and forever hate the survivor and to this day they still kill that survivor every time he enters the water
Ocean wars: remember of the ammonite