Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Don't worry mr dinosaur song maker. I've made one for you. Pls sing to tune of this old man
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I am smol
I am weak
Pls don't eat me or I'll squeak
With a knick knack paddywhack a mosa comes to eat you face
This player went rolling home
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Make sure to check out each of dinosaurs in the funny section. I'm sure you will find mr dinosaur song maker.
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More Ammonite Funny Tips
Ammonite:I can't beat you but he can. mosa erupts from volcano.
Just like megumi if theres a threat it calls in something way too strong
this thing has a lot of friends. if you hit it their friends will attack you. Who are their friends exactly? The entire shucking Atlantic Ocean sprinkled with a bit of Mariana Trench.
So nice of wild card to add my little sister
It one of those guys that farts and blames it on you.
If you find one attack it you get a special buff
Player: *hits ammonite*
Ocean: really?
Ammonite: *farts*
Player: *looks behind them*
Player: Oh sh-
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Don't punch these,
Or an alpha mosa will eat you.
You: You canβt defeat me.
Ammonite: No I know, but he can.
(You turn around)
Mosa and Megs swimming towards you: Hey sister!
(Documetry)
Watch, as the gorgeous ammonite defends itself for its life as the entire ocean comes to engulf the attacker.
-chicken nugget council