Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Don't worry mr dinosaur song maker. I've made one for you. Pls sing to tune of this old man
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I am smol
I am weak
Pls don't eat me or I'll squeak
With a knick knack paddywhack a mosa comes to eat you face
This player went rolling home
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Make sure to check out each of dinosaurs in the funny section. I'm sure you will find mr dinosaur song maker.
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More Ammonite Funny Tips
Scammer: Want lotβs of loot?
Noob:yes!
Scammer: well we have a special deal just for you if you give me just one parasour I will bring you to the mosa cave!
Noob: why would I want to go there?
Scammer: because in the mosa cave there are ammonites!
Noob: do they give me loot?
Scammer: yep just go over to them and stab it with your spear!
Noob level 7 was slain by mosa level 79.
Ammonite:I can't beat you but he can. mosa erupts from volcano.
One time me and my buddy were on Megs zooming around looking for pearls. We found a bunch of pearls and gathered them all. We had about 300 total but we wanted more. So I said to him βmaybe those oyster things with the tentacles give us pearls.β Soon after we got swarmed my like 5 mosas
You: You canβt defeat me.
Ammonite: No I know, but he can.
(You turn around)
Mosa and Megs swimming towards you: Hey sister!
So nice of wild card to add my little sister
It one of those guys that farts and blames it on you.
If you find one attack it you get a special buff
Accidentally hit it
Me: sorry
The whole ocean: allow me to introduce myself
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Don't punch these,
Or an alpha mosa will eat you.
My cousin was hitting a Ammonite and then he got splattered and everything was following him like he has free food.