So nice of wild card to add my little sister

Female player: *Hits ammonite*
Also Female player: You wouldn’t hit a girl would you?
Ammonite: Nope but my friends will.
*Mosasaur roaring noise*
Female player: *Spawns back at base with no gear at all*

All praise lord Helix ( Pokemon talk ref) anyone get it?

Me:Hits ammonite.
Every mosa,megalodon,alpha, and tuso:Let us introduce are self.

Me: *hits it*
Him: *farts*
Everything in a five mile radius: get em
Me:shit


HUMAN LV 73 WAS KILLED BY MEGLODON

You see an ammonite, yep, just a normal ammonite, then you punch it, all of a sudden, there is not just an ammonite, THERE IS SUDDENLY A FREAKIN ALPHA LEEDSICHTHYS SWALLOWING YOU WHOLE!!!!!!!!!!. Spread.

It one of those guys that farts and blames it on you.

Don’t, just don’t.

If you find one attack it you get a special buff

Why punch it just eat a rare folwer or mushrume

The thing is like BTS because you’ll hit it and the Kpop fans will come and evaporate you until your corpse is unrecognizable.

Wait? THAT THING CAN FIT THOUGH A DOOR WAY?!?!

Nobody remember this thing, so no one remember how f#ck-all its abilities are XD

*me* hits it
*Him* *farts*
*Me* dies from bad smell

How are these thing’s in earlygame?

Lol me to my friend
“Hey dude go tranq this it’s the best early tame it only takes on arrow”
“K”
He died and he’s mad at me

I kid you not, these are just as dangerous as a wild giga if it sprays you so if you ever see one of these, life lesson don’t just don’t.

What I saw is an ammonite with nothing around it. What I didn’t see was the alpha Mosa behind the rock.

Great way for leveling. Hit it, and literally every dino in Ark’s oceans will come attack you.

is a squid/snail can't be picked up by basically anything... if it can't be picked up by anything why does it have to have all the creatures of the Ocean try to murder you if you hit it once? lol.