Noob: bro what’s that!?
Pro: that’s a am-
Pro: yea sure whatever
Noob: what if I slap it
Pro: NO DO NO- *noob slaps it*
Noob: ok how u do that face
Megaladon roaring in the distance
Noob: wat dat
Pro: ok bye I’m not gonna do dis
*pro swims away as noob looks back and sees like 20 megs and and alpha mosa bein like: 😡*
*noob screams like a 1 year old whatching a horror movie and just saw a zombie*
Female player: *Hits ammonite*
Also Female player: You wouldn’t hit a girl would you?
Ammonite: Nope but my friends will.
*Mosasaur roaring noise*
Female player: *Spawns back at base with no gear at all*
You see an ammonite, yep, just a normal ammonite, then you punch it, all of a sudden, there is not just an ammonite, THERE IS SUDDENLY A FREAKIN ALPHA LEEDSICHTHYS SWALLOWING YOU WHOLE!!!!!!!!!!. Spread.
Noob: ooooo nautilus!
Pro: what ever u do just don pun- *noob punches it*
Noob: ewwwwwww that smells so bad! The whole ocean must have smelled that!
Pro: yea they did
Megalodon: ur gonna regret that
*noob sees like 20 megs dashing tword him*
Noob: OH SH-
Player 2517377 lvl 11 has been killed by megaladon lvl 60