You: ( hit ammonite) what are you gonna do about it ha ha
Ammonite: (farts) ;(
Big squid: (grabs you)
Ammonite: he is Bullying me big bro
(You died)

So nice of wild card to add my little sister

Female player: *Hits ammonite*
Also Female player: You wouldn’t hit a girl would you?
Ammonite: Nope but my friends will.
*Mosasaur roaring noise*
Female player: *Spawns back at base with no gear at all*

Me: Ooooh, lots of chitin!
Ammonite: Don't even think about it.
Me: Hits it.
Ammonite: *let fart*
Literally the entire ocean: Allow us to introduce ourselves.

g i v e m e t h e s q u i d j u i c e

The ammonite...an ocean nightmare..touch and...every SINGLE creature (ALL OCEAN DINOS) will come for you..so beware if you fight one of these be prepared to die..UNLESS you have a basilo, a mosa, or a tuso. If you DONT have a strong water tame..you will D-I-E...

You see an ammonite, yep, just a normal ammonite, then you punch it, all of a sudden, there is not just an ammonite, THERE IS SUDDENLY A FREAKIN ALPHA LEEDSICHTHYS SWALLOWING YOU WHOLE!!!!!!!!!!. Spread.

It one of those guys that farts and blames it on you.

That one dude who farts at thanksgiving And blames it on u, and the parents get all over u for being sneaky and eating beans before dinner,
Rip

All praise lord Helix ( Pokemon talk ref) anyone get it?

If you find one attack it you get a special buff

Horrible tame please tame this so I can WASTE your time

Me: *hits it*
Him: *farts*
Everything in a five mile radius: get em
Me:shit


HUMAN LV 73 WAS KILLED BY MEGLODON

Me:Hits ammonite.
Every mosa,megalodon,alpha, and tuso:Let us introduce are self.

This'll kill everything in the game! You need at least 999,999,999,999,999+ titanosaurs to kill this shell of death and doom!

Don’t, just don’t.

Why are they even pets they’re just seafood I mean really just eat them whole

Wait? THAT THING CAN FIT THOUGH A DOOR WAY?!?!

The thing is like BTS because you’ll hit it and the Kpop fans will come and evaporate you until your corpse is unrecognizable.

Me:sees amonite
Me:GIVE ME UR FREAK'N BLACK PEARLS!!!
Amonite:OWEEOW!
Amonite:calls LITERLY TO EVERY CRETURE ON A PHONE
Amonite:hey everyone kill this man or else imma kill you,after you kill him I will give all of u my butt
LLITTERLY THE WHOLE OCEAN:Yea! I want ur butt get'em
THE ENTIRE OCEAN:Swallows me
Me:WHAT T.H.E H E L L. GRRR. ILL GECHA 9TRILLION YEARS
THE ENTIRE OCEAN:SO WHERE IS UR BUTT!?Amy!? (Amonite)
Amonite:well I'll give it.....WHEN U SCARE THE FART OUT OF ME
Amonite:*farts*
ENTIRE OCEAN:*dies*
Moral:only hit the Amy's butt(just a lie{pls u p d.a.t.e p r e t t y p,l,s