You: You can’t defeat me.

Ammonite: No I know, but he can.

(You turn around)

Mosa and Megs swimming towards you: Hey sister!

Up if you understand one or both of the references.

Accidentally hit it

Me: sorry

The whole ocean: allow me to introduce myself

So one time I punched it and A alpha meg ate me. And my mosasaurs

This is a story, so ammonites dwell in the deep, so as usual I go with my icthy, to kill some easy bp (sea scorpions) doing so there’s this random ammonite, and all the sudden was lik “BOI WAT U DOIN” then he FARTS EVERYWHERE, Out of nowhere, and I DID not hit him, and u wanna know what happened? The mosasaur I was wanting to tame all the sudden COMES AT ME AS IF I WAS A TREAT FOR A DOG, so I go to the surface cuz they r light intolerant, and I was like “Jesus what the heck man!?” And u know what happened next, THE FREAKING SEAGULLS STARTED SWARMING ME LIKE DIMORPHS, so I did common sense and went underwater, and They some how LEARNED TO FLY UNDERWATER AFTER ME, AND THEN A LEEDSYCTHS ALMOST ATE ME, And went to shore like usain bolt, AND A BRONTO HIT ME INTO JELLYFISH, What did I do to that ammonite who showed me hell in a entire diffrent perspective, And Just let that sink in for a sec, A SEA SNAIL CAUSED ALL OF THIS, and all I got was a single black pearl… Why ammonite, y u bullie me… :(

So nice of wild card to add my little sister

So if you forcetame one of these, you can ride them. What’s hilarious is that you’re sitting through their shell. Trust me, it works.

A evil boi who is friends with the whole ocean

It one of those guys that farts and blames it on you.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Don't punch these,

Or an alpha mosa will eat you.

If you find one attack it you get a special buff

Noob: bro what’s that!?

Pro: that’s a am-

Noob: nutalis?

Pro: yea sure whatever

Noob: what if I slap it

Pro: NO DO NO- *noob slaps it*

Pro: .-.

Noob: ok how u do that face

Megaladon roaring in the distance

Noob: wat dat

Pro: ok bye I’m not gonna do dis

*pro swims away as noob looks back and sees like 20 megs and and alpha mosa bein like: 😡*

*noob screams like a 1 year old whatching a horror movie and just saw a zombie*

You: ohh a little squid

Brain cell: hit it

You: no

Brain cell: hit it

You: hits it

Ocean: hi time do die

Don't steal his chips or else...

Female player: *Hits ammonite*

Also Female player: You wouldn’t hit a girl would you?

Ammonite: Nope but my friends will.

*Mosasaur roaring noise*

Female player: *Spawns back at base with no gear at all*

Me: Ooooh, lots of chitin!

Ammonite: Don't even think about it.

Me: Hits it.

Ammonite: *let fart*

Literally the entire ocean: Allow us to introduce ourselves.

Me: aww your so cute

Giant squid: that's my wife!!!

Me: AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

You see an ammonite, yep, just a normal ammonite, then you punch it, all of a sudden, there is not just an ammonite, THERE IS SUDDENLY A FREAKIN ALPHA LEEDSICHTHYS SWALLOWING YOU WHOLE!!!!!!!!!!. Spread.

Why did ark have to add my little sister?…

Wait? THAT THING CAN FIT THOUGH A DOOR WAY?!?!

Roses are red

Violets are blue

If you punch this

The ocean hates you