This guy right here, he runs the sea mafia

He caused me to be attacked by 4 tusos 3 plesiosaurs and a mosa

Talk about a gangbang

So nice of wild card to add my little sister

It one of those guys that farts and blames it on you.

If you find one attack it you get a special buff

Noob: bro what’s that!?

Pro: that’s a am-

Noob: nutalis?

Pro: yea sure whatever

Noob: what if I slap it

Pro: NO DO NO- *noob slaps it*

Pro: .-.

Noob: ok how u do that face

Megaladon roaring in the distance

Noob: wat dat

Pro: ok bye I’m not gonna do dis

*pro swims away as noob looks back and sees like 20 megs and and alpha mosa bein like: 😡*

*noob screams like a 1 year old whatching a horror movie and just saw a zombie*

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Don't punch these,

Or an alpha mosa will eat you.

You: ohh a little squid

Brain cell: hit it

You: no

Brain cell: hit it

You: hits it

Ocean: hi time do die

Female player: *Hits ammonite*

Also Female player: You wouldn’t hit a girl would you?

Ammonite: Nope but my friends will.

*Mosasaur roaring noise*

Female player: *Spawns back at base with no gear at all*

Me: Ooooh, lots of chitin!

Ammonite: Don't even think about it.

Me: Hits it.

Ammonite: *let fart*

Literally the entire ocean: Allow us to introduce ourselves.

You see an ammonite, yep, just a normal ammonite, then you punch it, all of a sudden, there is not just an ammonite, THERE IS SUDDENLY A FREAKIN ALPHA LEEDSICHTHYS SWALLOWING YOU WHOLE!!!!!!!!!!. Spread.

Roses are red

My face is now blue

Go up to the surface

And eat some glue

Wait? THAT THING CAN FIT THOUGH A DOOR WAY?!?!

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Just punch it

And look behind you

Me: *hits it*

Him: *farts*

Everything in a five mile radius: get em

Me:shit

HUMAN LV 73 WAS KILLED BY MEGLODON

Lol me to my friend

“Hey dude go tranq this it’s the best early tame it only takes on arrow”

“K”

He died and he’s mad at me

Roses r red, violets r blue, if this thing farts on u, u r doomed.

It’s day 4 *heavy breathing* I think they’re still after me. Darn ammonites…

These squid thingies have a disturbing mouth and are basically ARK's version of the chickens in Skyrim.

These squid thingies have a disturbing mouth and are basically ARK's version of the chickens in Skyrim.