What are some funny jokes or stories about the ammonite? Funny ammonite jokes submitted by ARK players.
This guy right here, he runs the sea mafia
He caused me to be attacked by 4 tusos 3 plesiosaurs and a mosa
Talk about a gangbang
So nice of wild card to add my little sister
It one of those guys that farts and blames it on you.
If you find one attack it you get a special buff
Noob: bro what’s that!?
Pro: that’s a am-
Pro: yea sure whatever
Noob: what if I slap it
Pro: NO DO NO- *noob slaps it*
Noob: ok how u do that face
Megaladon roaring in the distance
Noob: wat dat
Pro: ok bye I’m not gonna do dis
*pro swims away as noob looks back and sees like 20 megs and and alpha mosa bein like: 😡*
*noob screams like a 1 year old whatching a horror movie and just saw a zombie*
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Don't punch these,
Or an alpha mosa will eat you.
You: ohh a little squid
Brain cell: hit it
Brain cell: hit it
You: hits it
Ocean: hi time do die
Female player: *Hits ammonite*
Also Female player: You wouldn’t hit a girl would you?
Ammonite: Nope but my friends will.
*Mosasaur roaring noise*
Female player: *Spawns back at base with no gear at all*
Me: Ooooh, lots of chitin!
Ammonite: Don't even think about it.
Me: Hits it.
Ammonite: *let fart*
Literally the entire ocean: Allow us to introduce ourselves.
You see an ammonite, yep, just a normal ammonite, then you punch it, all of a sudden, there is not just an ammonite, THERE IS SUDDENLY A FREAKIN ALPHA LEEDSICHTHYS SWALLOWING YOU WHOLE!!!!!!!!!!. Spread.
Roses are red
My face is now blue
Go up to the surface
And eat some glue
Wait? THAT THING CAN FIT THOUGH A DOOR WAY?!?!
Violets are blue
Just punch it
And look behind you
Me: *hits it*
Everything in a five mile radius: get em
HUMAN LV 73 WAS KILLED BY MEGLODON
Lol me to my friend
“Hey dude go tranq this it’s the best early tame it only takes on arrow”
He died and he’s mad at me
Roses r red, violets r blue, if this thing farts on u, u r doomed.
It’s day 4 *heavy breathing* I think they’re still after me. Darn ammonites…
These squid thingies have a disturbing mouth and are basically ARK's version of the chickens in Skyrim.