Ammonite:I can't beat you but he can. mosa erupts from volcano.

So imagine ur walking down a street when u accidentally bump into KSI. Once you bump into him, all his fans will start to beat you up until you apologize. So that’s basically what happens to this lil goodball

So nice of wild card to add my little sister

You: You can’t defeat me.

Ammonite: No I know, but he can.

(You turn around)

Mosa and Megs swimming towards you: Hey sister!

It one of those guys that farts and blames it on you.

If you find one attack it you get a special buff

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Don't punch these,

Or an alpha mosa will eat you.

Accidentally hit it

Me: sorry

The whole ocean: allow me to introduce myself

Noob: bro what’s that!?

Pro: that’s a am-

Noob: nutalis?

Pro: yea sure whatever

Noob: what if I slap it

Pro: NO DO NO- *noob slaps it*

Pro: .-.

Noob: ok how u do that face

Megaladon roaring in the distance

Noob: wat dat

Pro: ok bye I’m not gonna do dis

*pro swims away as noob looks back and sees like 20 megs and and alpha mosa bein like: 😡*

*noob screams like a 1 year old whatching a horror movie and just saw a zombie*

You: ohh a little squid

Brain cell: hit it

You: no

Brain cell: hit it

You: hits it

Ocean: hi time do die

Female player: *Hits ammonite*

Also Female player: You wouldn’t hit a girl would you?

Ammonite: Nope but my friends will.

*Mosasaur roaring noise*

Female player: *Spawns back at base with no gear at all*

Me: Ooooh, lots of chitin!

Ammonite: Don't even think about it.

Me: Hits it.

Ammonite: *let fart*

Literally the entire ocean: Allow us to introduce ourselves.

You see an ammonite, yep, just a normal ammonite, then you punch it, all of a sudden, there is not just an ammonite, THERE IS SUDDENLY A FREAKIN ALPHA LEEDSICHTHYS SWALLOWING YOU WHOLE!!!!!!!!!!. Spread.

Wait? THAT THING CAN FIT THOUGH A DOOR WAY?!?!

POV ur at a rave in the ocean

You: sup who r u

Ammo: an ammonite.

You: pats him on the back

Everything at the rave: Target acquired.

This is a story, so ammonites dwell in the deep, so as usual I go with my icthy, to kill some easy bp (sea scorpions) doing so there’s this random ammonite, and all the sudden was lik “BOI WAT U DOIN” then he FARTS EVERYWHERE, Out of nowhere, and I DID not hit him, and u wanna know what happened? The mosasaur I was wanting to tame all the sudden COMES AT ME AS IF I WAS A TREAT FOR A DOG, so I go to the surface cuz they r light intolerant, and I was like “Jesus what the heck man!?” And u know what happened next, THE FREAKING SEAGULLS STARTED SWARMING ME LIKE DIMORPHS, so I did common sense and went underwater, and They some how LEARNED TO FLY UNDERWATER AFTER ME, AND THEN A LEEDSYCTHS ALMOST ATE ME, And went to shore like usain bolt, AND A BRONTO HIT ME INTO JELLYFISH, What did I do to that ammonite who showed me hell in a entire diffrent perspective, And Just let that sink in for a sec, A SEA SNAIL CAUSED ALL OF THIS, and all I got was a single black pearl… Why ammonite, y u bullie me… :(

Lol me to my friend

“Hey dude go tranq this it’s the best early tame it only takes on arrow”

“K”

He died and he’s mad at me

me:*hits this thing*

ocean:*puss in boots death wisthle*

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Just punch it

And look behind you

Hit it with a itchy that's what I'm gonna do to get a mosa and blow them away with a sword