You see an ammonite, yep, just a normal ammonite, then you punch it, all of a sudden, there is not just an ammonite, THERE IS SUDDENLY A FREAKIN ALPHA LEEDSICHTHYS SWALLOWING YOU WHOLE!!!!!!!!!!. Spread.
This is a story, so ammonites dwell in the deep, so as usual I go with my icthy, to kill some easy bp (sea scorpions) doing so there’s this random ammonite, and all the sudden was lik “BOI WAT U DOIN” then he FARTS EVERYWHERE, Out of nowhere, and I DID not hit him, and u wanna know what happened? The mosasaur I was wanting to tame all the sudden COMES AT ME AS IF I WAS A TREAT FOR A DOG, so I go to the surface cuz they r light intolerant, and I was like “Jesus what the heck man!?” And u know what happened next, THE FREAKING SEAGULLS STARTED SWARMING ME LIKE DIMORPHS, so I did common sense and went underwater, and They some how LEARNED TO FLY UNDERWATER AFTER ME, AND THEN A LEEDSYCTHS ALMOST ATE ME, And went to shore like usain bolt, AND A BRONTO HIT ME INTO JELLYFISH, What did I do to that ammonite who showed me hell in a entire diffrent perspective, And Just let that sink in for a sec, A SEA SNAIL CAUSED ALL OF THIS, and all I got was a single black pearl… Why ammonite, y u bullie me… :(
Ark god 1:ok….cadence since we made you an ark god a few days ago for making the basalisk you will make somthing small
Me:ok slay i love being a god i can prank other players (spawns a Rex next to a unicorn)
Ark god 2:yes but now start to make the new creture
Ark god 1:kk
Me:hmmmm make it look like a snail and a octopus
Ark god 2:done
Me:when it gets hit make it squirt ink on you that makes everything hate you
Ark god 2:everthing?
Me:everything and make it live in coral reefs so it’s hard to spot
Ark god 1: your pure evil and I love it
Ark god2:I’m adding that nowww
Me:any name ideas?
Ark god2:how abt ammonite?
Me:like that like that
Arl gid 1:adding that
Ark god 1&2:nope let’s create it
Me:WAIT make it drop ammonite bile
Ark god 1:sure
(Creates and sends down tk the mortal ark players)
Player123:(underwater in scuba gear and see’s the new mob)oooo what it drop???(hits)whats that growl (spots 2 Alfa megs 50 stingrays 100 Sarcos 25 stingrays and a swarm of anglers coming there way at full speed and they pray to the ark gods)
Me:(gives them a icthy with a saddle so they can escape to see 24 Alfa rexes 12 alloes ect) player1234:GOSH DANG IT (gets killed)