Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Don't punch these,
Or an alpha mosa will eat you.

You: ohh a little squid
Brain cell: hit it
You: no
Brain cell: hit it
You: hits it
Ocean: hi time do die

Noob: bro what’s that!?
Pro: that’s a am-
Noob: nutalis?
Pro: yea sure whatever
Noob: what if I slap it
Pro: NO DO NO- *noob slaps it*
Pro: .-.
Noob: ok how u do that face

Megaladon roaring in the distance

Noob: wat dat
Pro: ok bye I’m not gonna do dis
*pro swims away as noob looks back and sees like 20 megs and and alpha mosa bein like: 😡*
*noob screams like a 1 year old whatching a horror movie and just saw a zombie*

So nice of wild card to add my little sister

Hit one. Aloha mosa come speeding at me at fifty million miles an hour. Do NOT HIT

It one of those guys that farts and blames it on you.

If you find one attack it you get a special buff

Female player: *Hits ammonite*
Also Female player: You wouldn’t hit a girl would you?
Ammonite: Nope but my friends will.
*Mosasaur roaring noise*
Female player: *Spawns back at base with no gear at all*

Me: Ooooh, lots of chitin!
Ammonite: Don't even think about it.
Me: Hits it.
Ammonite: *let fart*
Literally the entire ocean: Allow us to introduce ourselves.

You see an ammonite, yep, just a normal ammonite, then you punch it, all of a sudden, there is not just an ammonite, THERE IS SUDDENLY A FREAKIN ALPHA LEEDSICHTHYS SWALLOWING YOU WHOLE!!!!!!!!!!. Spread.

Don’t hit it it will give you COVID all the megs are the Police coming after you

Wait? THAT THING CAN FIT THOUGH A DOOR WAY?!?!

Me: *hits it*
Him: *farts*
Everything in a five mile radius: get em
Me:shit


HUMAN LV 73 WAS KILLED BY MEGLODON

Me: hits ammmonite because it look like spaghetti ammonite : farts:me heeeccckk every sea creature known to man kind let me introduce myself then dancing coffin meme

Noob:whoa an amonnite
Pro:oh yea
Noob:kinda cool
Pro:just leave it be o-
Noob: *punches the amonnite
Pro:to late

Your tribe mate (human) Level 1 was killed by a megladon Level 150

The leader of the Ocean Gang, Ammonite.

All praise lord Helix ( Pokemon talk ref) anyone get it?

You can force tame and ride them

Lol me to my friend
“Hey dude go tranq this it’s the best early tame it only takes on arrow”
“K”
He died and he’s mad at me

It has magical agro farts🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣