Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Me:sees amonite Me:GIVE ME UR FREAK'N BLACK PEARLS!!! Amonite:OWEEOW! Amonite…

Me:sees amonite
Me:GIVE ME UR FREAK'N BLACK PEARLS!!!
Amonite:OWEEOW!
Amonite:calls LITERLY TO EVERY CRETURE ON A PHONE
Amonite:hey everyone kill this man or else imma kill you,after you kill him I will give all of u my butt
LLITTERLY THE WHOLE OCEAN:Yea! I want ur butt get'em
THE ENTIRE OCEAN:Swallows me
Me:WHAT T.H.E H E L L. GRRR. ILL GECHA 9TRILLION YEARS
THE ENTIRE OCEAN:SO WHERE IS UR BUTT!?Amy!? (Amonite)
Amonite:well I'll give it.....WHEN U SCARE THE FART OUT OF ME
Amonite:*farts*
ENTIRE OCEAN:*dies*
Moral:only hit the Amy's butt(just a lie{pls u p d.a.t.e p r e t t y p,l,s
More Ammonite Funny Tips
Noob: bro what’s that!?
Pro: that’s a am-
Noob: nutalis?
Pro: yea sure whatever
Noob: what if I slap it
Pro: NO DO NO- *noob slaps it*
Pro: .-.
Noob: ok how u do that face
Megaladon roaring in the distance
Noob: wat dat
Pro: ok bye I’m not gonna do dis
*pro swims away as noob looks back and sees like 20 megs and and alpha mosa bein like: 😡*
*noob screams like a 1 year old whatching a horror movie and just saw a zombie*