Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
*me* hits it
*Him* *farts*
*Me* dies from bad smell
More Ammonite Funny Tips
Ammonite:I can't beat you but he can. mosa erupts from volcano.
Someone told me to hit an ammonite for friends, but I didnβt get any. Theirs just millions of the ammonites swarming around me killing my level 366 mosa, I feel so jealous that my mosa got friends and I didnβt.
You: You canβt defeat me.
Ammonite: No I know, but he can.
(You turn around)
Mosa and Megs swimming towards you: Hey sister!
Get a good mosa on the center, hit one of these, and boom. You'll never need angler gel again.
So nice of wild card to add my little sister
It one of those guys that farts and blames it on you.
If you find one attack it you get a special buff
POV ur at a rave in the ocean
You: sup who r u
Ammo: an ammonite.
You: pats him on the back
Everything at the rave: Target acquired.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Don't punch these,
Or an alpha mosa will eat you.
Accidentally hit it
Me: sorry
The whole ocean: allow me to introduce myself