Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Me: hey noobs tame this with this
Me:*givin' away STONES*
Noobs:*ACTUALLY TAMED IT*
Me: Get outta here You noobs that hack...
Noobs: HAHAHA WE USED A ABBERATED STONE!!!!
Me: shut up you noobs 'n' get outta my server or I'll steal that beautiful water type pokemon...
Noobs:*BANNED BY MY COMMANDS*
Ammo-nite: WHAT IS THIS FIGHT?!?!?
Me: You also shut up or I'll kill you with no respawnin'...
THIS IS NO POKEMON SO IDK JUST CALLIN' IT SHELLED OCTILLERY AND NO SUCH THING AS ABBERATED STONE... this is just fun-ny 'n' fake...
More Ammonite Funny Tips
Ammonite:I can't beat you but he can. mosa erupts from volcano.
You: You canβt defeat me.
Ammonite: No I know, but he can.
(You turn around)
Mosa and Megs swimming towards you: Hey sister!
So nice of wild card to add my little sister
It one of those guys that farts and blames it on you.
If you find one attack it you get a special buff
Accidentally hit it
Me: sorry
The whole ocean: allow me to introduce myself
Somehow all attacking these things spawn in alpha mosas I found two in one day
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Don't punch these,
Or an alpha mosa will eat you.
Noob: bro whatβs that!?
Pro: thatβs a am-
Noob: nutalis?
Pro: yea sure whatever
Noob: what if I slap it
Pro: NO DO NO- *noob slaps it*
Pro: .-.
Noob: ok how u do that face
Megaladon roaring in the distance
Noob: wat dat
Pro: ok bye Iβm not gonna do dis
*pro swims away as noob looks back and sees like 20 megs and and alpha mosa bein like: π‘*
*noob screams like a 1 year old whatching a horror movie and just saw a zombie*
You: ohh a little squid
Brain cell: hit it
You: no
Brain cell: hit it
You: hits it
Ocean: hi time do die