Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Me: hey noobs tame this with this
Me:*givin' away STONES*
Noobs:*ACTUALLY TAMED IT*
Me: Get outta here You noobs that hack...
Noobs: HAHAHA WE USED A ABBERATED STONE!!!!
Me: shut up you noobs 'n' get outta my server or I'll steal that beautiful water type pokemon...
Noobs:*BANNED BY MY COMMANDS*
Ammo-nite: WHAT IS THIS FIGHT?!?!?
Me: You also shut up or I'll kill you with no respawnin'...
THIS IS NO POKEMON SO IDK JUST CALLIN' IT SHELLED OCTILLERY AND NO SUCH THING AS ABBERATED STONE... this is just fun-ny 'n' fake...
More Ammonite Funny Tips
Ammonite:I can't beat you but he can. mosa erupts from volcano.
Just like megumi if theres a threat it calls in something way too strong
this thing has a lot of friends. if you hit it their friends will attack you. Who are their friends exactly? The entire shucking Atlantic Ocean sprinkled with a bit of Mariana Trench.
So nice of wild card to add my little sister
It one of those guys that farts and blames it on you.
If you find one attack it you get a special buff
Player: *hits ammonite*
Ocean: really?
Ammonite: *farts*
Player: *looks behind them*
Player: Oh sh-
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Don't punch these,
Or an alpha mosa will eat you.
You: You canβt defeat me.
Ammonite: No I know, but he can.
(You turn around)
Mosa and Megs swimming towards you: Hey sister!
(Documetry)
Watch, as the gorgeous ammonite defends itself for its life as the entire ocean comes to engulf the attacker.
-chicken nugget council