Hi guys, have y’all heard the song “We don’t talk about Bruno”?

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Hi guys, have y’all heard the song “We don’t talk about Bruno”? Well I remade it for my story. WARNING: DON’T READ IF YOU HAVEN’T READ TTOTSP. IT WILL CONTAIN SPOILERS(also it will contain spoilers even if you HAVE read TTOTSP. Here it is:

We don’t talk about Thomas.

Arianna: “we don’t talk about Thomas no no no. We don’t talk about Thomas but……it was our leaving day.”

Aragorn: “it was our leaving day.”

Arianna: “and there wasn’t a

Cloud in the sky.”

Aragorn: “not a cloud in the sky.”

Arianna: “Leah falls in the lake and dies.”

Aragorn: “Anger!”

Arianna: “Are you telling this story or am I?”

Aragorn: “I’m sorry my darling go on.”

Arianna: “Thomas says what have you done?!”

Aragorn: “Why did he blame us?!”

Arianna: “In his anger he grew so big!”

Aragorn: “Gotta row away!”

Arianna: Leah got killed that day.

Aragorn: What a sad day but anyway…”

Arianna and Aragorn together: “We don’t talk about Thomas, no no no. We don’t talk about Thomas.”

Emma: “Hey, I grew up in fear of Thomas killing or threatening. I can always see him sort of raving and chasing. I associate him with the sound of falling bodies. (Thump, thump, thump) It’s a heavy lift with a gift frightening. Always left mom and dad confused, grappling with visions they couldn’t understand. Do you understand?”

Jenny(transforms into Thomas as a beast): “100 feet tall, huge and frightening. When he finds you, you will surely pay. Yeah, he kills and hurts and loves your screams.”(Hey)

Everyone: “We don’t talk about Thomas no no no. We don’t talk about Thomas.”

Victim 1: “He killed my aunt all bc she got in the way.” (No no)

Victim 2: “He tried to kill me! Because I betrayed him!” (No no)

Victim 3: “He said I was a failure bc of my weakness.” (No no)

Everyone: “You’re fate is sealed when you get in his way!”

Josephina: “He told me I looked like Leah and he took me in.”

Emma: “He took my sister and turned her to the dark side. She is gone now. I can see them now.”

Jaquin: “Hey sir pls take me as well.”

Emma: “I can see them now. Yeah, I can see them now.”

Jack: “Um Thomas, I really need to know about Thomas. Gimme the truth and the whole truth Thomas!”

Executioner: “Mayors, the Petersons are here!”

Mayors: “Time for hanging!”

Everyone singing at once so it’s all overlapping: “It was our leaving day. ” “He told me I looked like Leah..” “100 feet tall huge and frightening.” “Mayors, the Petersons are here.” “Hey sir pls take me as well.”

Jack: “Oh why did I talk about Thomas?! Why did I talk about Thomas”

Written by SunnyFox57. The rhythm of the song is based on the song “we don’t talk about Bruno” from Encanto. Enjoy!

-SunnyFox57

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