Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Welcome to Yellow Dye Desert!
Here, we have many buildings, one being a news station, the other a restaurant, and a few more! Here in this hot desert, we hope you have the best time! If your overheating and need to cool down immediately, head over to our restaurant where we have cold water! (Don't ask how, we just do) We could also build a Lolbit’s pizzeria here instead of a restaurant!
Anyways, jobs are open! Feel free to apply, you need no skills whatsoever!
(Be somewhat active though please.)
Well, that’s about it.
-Lamprey
Shadow meet me in forest dye we can talk about a collab there-lava
I miss doing collabs so sure I will do a collab with you lamp
From
Lava
Oh uh... lamprey he ded. Someone disintegrated him in tangerine dye. Of course i got disintegrated with him, but survivor made me a new body. And as soon as i entered the body i certain someone that i dont lkke talking about captured me. Dont try to save me(even though i know you wont) because the shadow realm is only accessible by shadows(full shadows), plus im going through, something.... i have to stay contained....
*i fade back to the pit*
-a depressed shadow
Want me to ruin your appetite?
You know how pineapples have that weird feeling when you eat them. That's because they have a enzyme that.. eats you back as you eat it...
-HJK
*claps*
Hey apex, want to team up?
-Dark One(shadows alter personality)
Expect a lot of people at your cave on your birthday, Apex. You won’t be hungry. Would if I just screamed DISC- actually no Apex would rip my face off for that. How did DTG get away with it.
-Lamprey
*i get an evil look in my eyes*
Give me my child or i will destroy everything you love and suck your soul out of you body a dump it in a pool of lava.
-An angery shadow
I forgot the definition of coup, and then halfway on to google I remembered. Probably not, Lava seems like a good president. If he causes me any trouble I’d happily do it.
-Lamprey
Shadow there’s one problem. Ghosts follow those who are forcefully removed from the underworld. So now Melody is possessed by………..Beethoven? This should be interesting. It appears other notable people’s ghosts are trying to possess Melody, Sargon, Lugal Zage Si. Hong Taiji. Lenin? Stalin!?
Better start acting like a comrade 🤷🏻
-Manticore
Hey manticore, didnt you hear, I destroyed the underworld and got melody back.
-shadow
Hey Lamprey does a coup sound fun?
-Manticore
Hey manticore, you didnt hear that i had some entitys destroy the underworld and return melody back?
-shadow
Hey Shadow, you HAD a child, didn’t you hear about the secret police and how Melody is in the underworld?
-Manticore
I dont really care if they wont attack i just dont want them in my dye! I HAVE A CHILD YOU KNOW!
-shadow
Shadow, just ignore the fish they won’t hurt you unless you provoke them. Also if one of them randomly attacks you, you can kill it as that is against the rules I have made for my army. Also you might have angered a swarm fish, and that’s very bad.
Have you seen those things? They come in huge swarms after one gets angered, and they also attract other sea creatures!
Phoenix is right, they do all of that.
-Lamprey
Lamprey news lies a lot, but “Lamp news” doesn’t, most of the time.
-Lamprey
-BREAKING NEWS-
Halloween!
Yay! It’s finally Halloween! A time for tricks and treats, spooks, and sugar rushes!
Important stuff
I need more info 0-0
How rude!
People keep saying that anyone who goes to Lolbits Pizzeria goes missing or gets killed, well, that’s a lie! As I HAVE SAID MANY TIMES BEFORE, LEAVE BEFORE TEN AM AND YOU WILL BE FINE
News on Lolbit
It has recently been discovered (even though I’ve said this millions of times but people are too dumb to know how to read apparently) that Lolbit will not attack anyone while at her pizzeria during the day as she is in a different setting that causes her to not want to harm anyone
Something Cool to Check out!
Check out Control by Halsey available on Spotify, YouTube music, and other music streaming platforms. Check out Minecraft Five Nights at Freddy’s where they do hilarious fnaf role plays in Minecraft, Lolbit is in it but the OG lolbit does not play her so it’s not as cool
Taking over the dododex- wait, I thought I already did that?
Several people are trying to take over the dododex here’s a list of people to watch out for,
Lolbit, Apex, Lamprey, evil ghost
Amber Alert
I have been informed that Flatworm has gone missing! Please call...um...I guess just call Flatworm if you find him.
SHADOW has been freed
So um after Lolbit kidnapped shadow WWT came AND RESCUED HER RAWRRRRRRR
-technical difficulties-
After shadow was rescued WWT freed her and now I’m very annoyed, now if you excuse me I’m going to find a child to snack on TO KEEP ME FROM DESTROYING YOU ALL EARLY
Always Remember
LOLBIT NEWS IS SUPERIOR, I’m a glitch in the system, cant outrun, better watch your step, if not I’ll come
-Lolbit
Lamp news
Welcome back to Lamp news, and sadly there hasn’t been much going on to report. So, this will probably be short.
Lamprey has died in pantheon of hallownest twice, both to markoth and both of those were really good runs. Now I’m sad because they were good runs.
If you want free pizza, go to lolbit’s pizzeria and order some, but be careful because if you stay too long the animatronics will kill you! And I heard something about the cost being your soul… anyways, just be careful.
Roll the ads.
(Ad) Are you hungry for lampreys? Well, you’ve come to the right place! Here at red ocean we sell all sorts of sea food!
Wait, who let that ad appear!?!? That’s a terrible ad, don’t listen to it! And yes, lampreys are indeed edible. If you try to eat me, I will kill you.
(Ad) Are you tired of watching PVE content like syntac, Raasclark, and many other? Do you want PVP content that’s interesting? Well, go check out Vindacture, Bam, Kishko (whenever he comes back), and many more!
Well, now for moths and monkeys!
“Today we have chimp, the chimpanzee! And he’s offering us a banana! The moths are happily flying around!”
I feel like it’s getting a bit redundant to just keep saying “And remember, lamp news is superior!” so I’m just gonna either say something random or nothing.
Lamprey news is superior compared to lolbit… you know what, I don’t even care anymore and it doesn’t matter at this point.
-News reporter Lamprey
I can confirm there is a large number of children arriving in the underworld right now but I’m ditching it in a few hours because after halloween I can return as a personality that suits me more, Harpocrates
Happy Halloween! -Hades (Harpocrates)