Aight.

I think we need to do something about the creature lolbit.

*All the spiders that I am composed of swarm together, using silk to create their usual fedora, ridiculously long trenchcoat. . . Like, seriously, if this swarm of spiders had ankles it would be at my ankles, it's truly ridiculous. And a particularly fanceh bow tie this time*

Peaceful way, reciting whoever it may be the manifestation of their urges to rule the world:

In order of sus- PICIOUS!!! SUSPICIOUSNESS!!!!!!!

Lamprey

HJCrow

Apex

Uhhhhh- I ain't able to think of more.

Alright, murderous completely non peaceful way.

"LOLBIT, FALSE RULER OF THE DYES AND CLUMSY ENTITY WITH SOME TENDENCY TO DROP MATCHSTICKS AND COVER IT UP BY CLAIMING IT WAS DELIBERATE ARSON, WITH RESPECT, YOUR HIGHNESS. I &@#!ING DISOBEY YOU!!!!!!!"

~ your lunatic spider, Hadronyche formidabilis

~ Poecilotheria metallica also, but the wandering spider here took my place.