Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Oh, and 2 more things shadow
The underworld can’t be destroyed
Melody might die, why? Well unless Nergal, the god himself, says that it’s ok, all people who were or are in the underworld are bound under an ancient spell. And henceforth without a ghost possessing Melody she will eventually die and be brought back to the underworld.
If u want, I can get Nergal for you
-Manticore
Lamp news
Welcome back to Lamp news, I know its been a while, but it’s because of been busy with my kingdom, and not only that bad grammar ghost is trying to kill each different employee in a different way! I gave him to Lolbit. Anyways, let’s start with the news!
I’ve got the sea king’s mark, so now I’m the ruler of the ocean! All fish will listen to me, and leviathan! Not too sure about the kraken… That reminds me of the next topic!
I’ve given WWT and her friends a quest, a quest to get a krakens shard! Will the brave WWT and her friends accept this perilous quest and retrieve a kraken’s shard, or will they be cowards and deny the quest? Who knows!
Now for the ads!
(Ad) Ocean ruler Lamprey has made his own cereal, “Kraken’s bite!” What is kraken’s bite you might ask? It has small tentacle marshmallows, and many more sea creature marshmallows, along with healthy ones that aren’t marshmallows, which is every healthy thing in a cereal. Buy now for 9.99 a box! (They come in big boxes)
(Ad) do you want to see other news than Lamp news? Probably not, but there’s other news in silver dye, dunky saddle, and much, much more!
There’s all the ads out of the way, and you should try “Kraken’s bite!”
Now for moths and monkeys!
“Here we have silky, the silk moth! Look at the cute thing! And oh, there’s his friend, Poly the Polyphemus moth!”
Well, that’s all folks, come back later!
-News reporter Lamprey
Dont even try to put your disgusting fish in my dye lamprey....
-a shadow who just got kidnapped awhile ago but is back now
Lamp news (mini edition!)
Welcome to back to Lamp news, and today we have a mini-edition! So let’s get on with it.
Lolbit has given me permission to take over the dyes, so now I have control! Anyways, don’t provoke any sea creatures you see on land, or otherwise they’ll provoke you!
yeah that’s all, this is going to be mini-editions. Usually rare, but they will be posted if something needs to be said right after I just broadcasted news, and it’s only one or two things.
-Lamprey
Keep an eye here, I might revive this place.. wow, the ruins of Lamp News itself! I, King Lamprey, shall revive this place, and (attempt) to make this place thrive once more! Not sure what to do or make, been thinking of shoving random stuff here until people think “wow cool lamprey is such a cool person he should start a YouTube channel and make terribly edited videos and become the next Kracc Bacc!”
Actually, scrap that last part, I will make myself appear as a clown that will throw plague doctor masks at you until you start laughing, if you refuse to laugh I will raid your ark base.
-Lamprey
Lamp news
Welcome back to lamp news everyone, there hasn’t been many topics at the moment, but now there is! Well, let’s get started!
Shadow has finally died, and now the dangerous cat is going to kill you, if you make her angry! RUN, HIDE, SHE WONT GIVE UP ON KILLING YOU!
Apex told me he’s giving lots of free candy at his cave, what a nice turn for a destructive person! He probably has every candy in existence, so show up at his cave for candy!
Roll the ads because I said so!
(Ad) How do you eat your apples, are you doing it right? Well, we’ll tell you if you are, here’s a link to our website: HTTPS/:thisprobablyisntareallinksojustgoawaybecauseyouneedshowerbecauseyoustinky/applehoweat?!?!?/h
(Ad) haha funny, I just wasted your time on this ad!
Well, that’s everything important, and also you should let my fish into your house to protect you, they won’t steal or kill you!
It seems we can’t do a moths and monke right now
-News Reporter Lamprey
Shadow, I’ll just explain the entire joke.
So, back when the discord was becoming a thing, the OGs were here, mainly advertising the discord. Most people were against it, and DTG was trying to say it was our future, but most of the people couldn’t even get discord. If I remember correctly, apex started to act like he was getting angry when he heard that word (as a joke, don’t know why I’m saying this) and DTG said it a lot. Also Nazgûl somehow didn’t get the joke at first. That’s probably everything about it!
-Lamprey
Umm, I opened a portal to the shadow realm and adopted her, so no, she doesnt have a father.
-shadow
*I change into my natural form(ghost with no features that glows a faint erie black with dimly glowing white eyes)*
Hey manticore, you better not touch melody again or I'll destroy more than the underworld....
*a creepy smile appears on my ghoulish face*
-shadow, or known as Skiá Tou Pónou in my natural form
Oh, little one, your asking for it, my army is being built by the minute, no sleep for restless souls, I’ve said this once and I’ll say it again, I’m offering you a deal, join me, and you can have yellow and your hq back, and I won’t kill you.
You aren’t trusting me enough
Now night four can begin
-Lolbit
NO NO NO! GET OUT OUT OUT! MY NEWS IS SUPERIOR, AND I’LL BURN YOUR PIZZARIA TO THE GROUND AND I’LL BREAK YOUR METAL SUIT!
-Animatronic hating Lamprey
UM, SHOULD WE BE CONCERNED ABOUT THE PERSON GOING BY “LOLBIT” THREATENING TO TAKE OVER THE DYES? AND THAT THERE IS POSSIBLY AN IMPOSTER AMONG US? AMONG US IN DODODEX LOL
-WhiteWinterTiger
1 cent!? What the hell is a cent!? WHAT IS GOING ON!!!!!!!!!
-Apex
Ok, ima be real here, i read all of the news thing for info, and there hasnt been any lamp news for awhile
-shadow
Lamprey if you do not make more lamp news I will kill your fish and me and my shadowmane friends will feast
-Shadowmane
Pog champ gold armor looks baller
I want more Lamp news too!!!
-WhiteWinterTiger
I WANT MORE LAMP NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Shadowmane
Never mind I can’t make the server sorry
-Shadowmane
Hello everybody I am going to make a sever on Ark Rag it’s called Dododex
-shadowmane