Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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-BREAKING NEWS-
Halloween!
Yay! It’s finally Halloween! A time for tricks and treats, spooks, and sugar rushes!
Important stuff
I need more info 0-0
How rude!
People keep saying that anyone who goes to Lolbits Pizzeria goes missing or gets killed, well, that’s a lie! As I HAVE SAID MANY TIMES BEFORE, LEAVE BEFORE TEN AM AND YOU WILL BE FINE
News on Lolbit
It has recently been discovered (even though I’ve said this millions of times but people are too dumb to know how to read apparently) that Lolbit will not attack anyone while at her pizzeria during the day as she is in a different setting that causes her to not want to harm anyone
Something Cool to Check out!
Check out Control by Halsey available on Spotify, YouTube music, and other music streaming platforms. Check out Minecraft Five Nights at Freddy’s where they do hilarious fnaf role plays in Minecraft, Lolbit is in it but the OG lolbit does not play her so it’s not as cool
Taking over the dododex- wait, I thought I already did that?
Several people are trying to take over the dododex here’s a list of people to watch out for,
Lolbit, Apex, Lamprey, evil ghost
Amber Alert
I have been informed that Flatworm has gone missing! Please call...um...I guess just call Flatworm if you find him.
SHADOW has been freed
So um after Lolbit kidnapped shadow WWT came AND RESCUED HER RAWRRRRRRR
-technical difficulties-
After shadow was rescued WWT freed her and now I’m very annoyed, now if you excuse me I’m going to find a child to snack on TO KEEP ME FROM DESTROYING YOU ALL EARLY
Always Remember
LOLBIT NEWS IS SUPERIOR, I’m a glitch in the system, cant outrun, better watch your step, if not I’ll come
-Lolbit