Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Aight.
I think we need to do something about the creature lolbit.
*All the spiders that I am composed of swarm together, using silk to create their usual fedora, ridiculously long trenchcoat. . . Like, seriously, if this swarm of spiders had ankles it would be at my ankles, it's truly ridiculous. And a particularly fanceh bow tie this time*
Peaceful way, reciting whoever it may be the manifestation of their urges to rule the world:
In order of sus- PICIOUS!!! SUSPICIOUSNESS!!!!!!!
Lamprey
HJCrow
Apex
Uhhhhh- I ain't able to think of more.
Alright, murderous completely non peaceful way.
"LOLBIT, FALSE RULER OF THE DYES AND CLUMSY ENTITY WITH SOME TENDENCY TO DROP MATCHSTICKS AND COVER IT UP BY CLAIMING IT WAS DELIBERATE ARSON, WITH RESPECT, YOUR HIGHNESS. I &@#!ING DISOBEY YOU!!!!!!!"
~ your lunatic spider, Hadronyche formidabilis
~ Poecilotheria metallica also, but the wandering spider here took my place.
Lamp News
This is Lamp News your hearing from, and let’s get on with it! So, let’s start with the good topics!
I will give any viewers watching this 1 cent!
Shadow can apparently still make news, even in that glass jar! Somebody should do something about it!
Apex Predator has released, and it’s… well, it’s decent. There were parts that didn’t really make sense, but it wasn’t bad, just overhyped.
There’s a new story in town, and it’s interesting! It’s in Manta and it’s called “Voidborne!”
Roll the adds, bad grammar ghost!
“a”
(Ad) Are you a loser that needs to go touch some grass? Well, you clearly don’t seem like touching grass, so we’re bringing the grass to you! Keyboards, controllers, and joy cons all with grass on them!
(Ad) you stupid, we wasted money on this ad.
Well, that’s all the ads! Now for the bad topics.
I’ve been accused of starting a monarchy! I would never do such a thing, I am not greedy and do not wish to take any control over other dyes!
I was sent another letter by crow, this time telling me I’m stupid and I don’t know how to eat! Well, your stupid and don’t know how to eat, Crow! Another thing that was on the letter was a picture of me dying to Mantis Lords with 8 masks on hollow knight! I would never stoop so low, I’ll only die on sisters of battle, not Mantis Lords!
Well, that’s everything! Sadly we can’t do moths and monkeys because the monkeys and moths are being fed, and it can get a little… violent, if someone else enters while the moths and monkeys are being fed.
Remember, this is the superior news station!
-Lamprey
hehe good job HJK
THIS WASNT MY IDEA
nice flamethrower-
no-
SPEAK WHEN SPOKEN TO!
sensitive HJK: :(
happy HJK: lets just solve this ou-
angry HJK: NO NOOOO!
happy: yes.
angry: >:[
-crow/HJK
Lamp when Apex Predator comes out you should do a fake review of it. It would be funny. It better stick close to the original story, or else. I’ll just watch the trailer…
“WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING!!!!????? THATS NOT EVEN IN THE STORY!!!! THATS NOT EVEN IN ANY OF MY STORIES!!!!!! IM GOING TO KILL WHOEVER MADE THIS MOVIE!!!???? SERIOUSLY, WHICH MOVIE COMPANY MADE THIS!!!????
-furious apex
put yellow die on your flack armor and your metal axes picaxes and guns and all of that stuff and it looks like metal!!! it is awsome
It makes everything look cool and I love it!!!!!
Sometime looks gross
It might work, i have no idea manticore. All I know is im depressed. I went out to tame an argent on my 135 deinonychus. Argent was almosted tamed but because im STUPID, i decided to pick a fight with a pair of rexs. Killed one, level 20. So i think, oh, the other must be low level too, right? NOPE, STRAIT UP WAS A 135 REX. I escape and im all good, but like i said earlier, im stupid, and i go back after healing to try to fight it. End up trying to lead it to a taming pen someone had. Got it in there, but server lagged and i fell in with it. I tried jumping out but the rex was blocking. So my deinonychus ended up dying. I survived, but this was at the mosh pit, and my base was quite far away. The argent tamed up and i grinded up the stuff for its saddle. Flew home depressed, still am depressed. Also im thinking about making vids on slime rancher, think its a good idea?
-shadow
It looks like gold on metal
Just
Same here. I know this is prob a stupid question but does the server work on PC? I prob won’t be very active Bc I got a game I want (Victoria II tryna form GroßDeutschland) and I have school.
-Manticore
I don’t have an Xbox, I can do mobile though.
-Apex
Shadow, I hate to break it to you but I’m probably not joining the server. I’ll just get bored in the first two days, and I hate 1x rates. Maybe, just maybe I’ll join but it’s a very small chance I will. I’ll join any mobile server though, it’s quite different from normal ark so it’s more appealing to me at the moment.
-Lamprey
Look surviver, I dont want to fight you, but if I have to.
*a hybrid of evry single boss charges at me*
Really? Again?
*tendrils of darknes come out of my back and wrap around the monster*
How many of these things are there?
*the tendrils tighten and the creature disintegrates*
-shadow
Cool! So if you want, i think lamprey and apex can join the xbox server! Its a crossplay, and ps4 is pretty similar to xbox. Im like 99 percent sure i posted the server name in here and silver dye.
-shadow
Shadow… I meant something different! When I said that I meant an actual series that inspired the song that is stuck in your head! Also… *body shifts to a mix of a reaper and a wyvern, with shadow-mane like fins running down my spine, as electricity flows around in spirals as my eyes shift between purple and blue sparks of lightning, the same happening to the electricity spiraling around* this, IS MY TRUE FORM!!! MY RELATIVES ARE EVEN MORE BISARE, PERHAPS YOU’VE MEET ONE OF THEM? I SAY, I SAY! YOUR FORM IS… WEAK!!! PERHAPS WE CAN MEET IN TAN DYE, AND SEE WHOSE THE STRONGEST!!! *pins Shadow to the ground, making a rattle sound with my fins surrounding my head* BUT WE ALREADY KNOW, DON’T WE?
-the true form of Surviver
I play ark mobile and ark ps4, not Xbox.
-Apex
I play on Xbox, and I don’t even know what Apex plays on. First, during glowtail he had an Xbox 360 (probably sold it for the PS4), and then he said something about ark not going to have a sale for a while, and now it’s PS4. My best guess is PS4, or just both.
-Lamprey
Wait did i say I become a god on the 23rd? If I did then I made a mistake, my birthday is the 24th lol.
-Apex
It’s too risky for me to explain why I get so angry when I hear that word, just explaining could get me mad, and know I am in my new body, mu powers are increasing, and if I get angry, things could get messy.
-Apex
4 more days until apex will become the strongest person on the earth… why do I really wanna say dis____ (censored it so apex doesn’t wreak havoc)
-Lamprey