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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the wyvern? Funny wyvern jokes submitted by ARK players.
(YES guy who did dis;)
When ARK lasted twenty years,
The wyvernets will come.
When the land was full of milk and tears,
The wyvernets will come.
Find the lightning egg in deepest blue, wings of Poison will come to you.
The largest egg in the mountain high will give you the wings of Ice.
Search through the flame, for an egg the color of wyvern blood,
And hidden alone from the rival queens, the noobish egg is yet to be seen.
Four obilisks who Blister, Blaze and Burn, two shall die and one shall learn, if the power of the eggs is stronger and higher, it will be given the power of Wyverns On Fire
Five eggs to hatch on the brightest night,
Five wyvernets born to end the fight,
The wyvernets are coming.
1) first 2 hours of waiting for it to hatch- ‘I’m so excited!!!’
2) after it hatches you give it milk and watch it grow up
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1) first day of growing it up- ‘aw it’s so cute!’
2) second day of growing it up ‘ofc I will walk you!
3) third day of growing it up ‘go walk yourself.
4) fourth day of growing it up ‘YA KNOW WHAT F IT- *does admin to make it grow*
Hope this gets l1kes! First post :D
When the ARK has lasted twenty years...
The wyverns will come.
When the noobs have tamed their greatest fears...
The wyverns will come.
===SKIP===
Of three wyverns who smoke, spew, and electricute,
Two shall die and one shall learn.
And if she bows to a fate that is stronger and higher,
She’ll have the power of wings of fire.
===SKIP===
The wyverns are coming...