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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the wyvern? Funny wyvern jokes submitted by ARK players.
When the ark in soaked in blood and tears,
The wyvernets will come.
When the war has lasted 20 years,
The wyvernets will come.
Find the tropical wyvern egg of deepest blue,
Wings of night shall come to you.
Largest egg in mountain high,
Will give to you wings of the sky.
For wings of forest, search through the mud,
For an egg the color of wyvern blood,
And hidden alone from the rival queens,
The blood wyvern egg awaits unseen.
Of tree queens who blister, blaze and burn,
Two shall die and one shall learn.
If she bows to a fate that is stronger and higher,
She will have the power of wings of fire.
Five eggs to hatch on the brightest night,
Five wyvern born to end the fight.
Darkness will rise to bring the light.
The wyvernets are coming...
(For Skyrim fans) Go to Thuum.org, click the three bars on the top corner, go in Language > Translator. Now choose English to Dragon. In the box put any 3 words you want to create your own dragon name! You know like Alduin, that’s three words, Al-Destroy, Du-Devour and In-Master. So put in 3 words, translate and click on ones that have a dotted line under them. If they don’t have that line, there is no dragon word for it.
I like to name my wyverns by using the first word as their element,
Fire - Yol
Lightning - Qo
Poison - Viidost
Ice - Iiz
The second word I sometimes put whatever stat they’ll excel in,
Health - Haas
Stamina - Gaan
Strength - Mul or Mulaag (Strength is like damage and/or weight)
(There is no word for speed, but you can’t level up movement speed anyway. Curse you flyer nerf)
The third is whatever describes the wyvern, for example my fire wyvern is loyal.
Loyal - Mid
(For inspiration, go to the shouts wiki)
So that’s it! Btw my wyv is Yolhaasmid