Milk comes pre-bottled
Be prepared to lose a bird or seven
Who else thinks that we should get milk from tamed female wyverns?
Real men punch this animal to make it unconscious
I need to tell Joseph/dad that we got milk DADDDDD!!!
Make sure to carry bolas on you..... so you can bola your friends and run
Go get some eggs they said, it'll be fun they said...
⬆️ This post if you pronounce it WHY-vern like any civilised ark survivor. ⬇️ This post if you are demon spawn and pronounce it WIH-vern
Me:running from one wyvern
Other wyvern:hello there
First wyvern:STOP RESISTING
Runs into cave
Alpha wyvern:The f*ck you doing?
ps:this happened to me
Take naps and have a team don't plan anything and make sure you go to work DONT GET FIRED!!
Has anyone ever noticed that the three Wyvern colors are also the colors of the three Obilisks? (Poision green, Lightning blue, Fire red)