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Wyverns are a hard, hard tame

When you get one you’ll be in the hall of fame

And every player will know your name,

Just don’t get licked by their tongue of flame.

Where they live is indeed hot

Ghillie armor, and, a lot

Is needed to get an egg

Now go on mate, break a leg!

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