Wyverns are a hard, hard tame
When you get one you’ll be in the hall of fame
And every player will know your name,
Just don’t get licked by their tongue of flame.
Where they live is indeed hot
Ghillie armor, and, a lot
Is needed to get an egg
Now go on mate, break a leg!
If you have good “crafting skill” you can milk make wyverns
Be prepared to lose a bird or seven
Snail games: do u want the Wyverns to live in Ragnarok or Scorched Earth?
Ark devs: yes
Real men punch this animal to make it unconscious
Make sure to carry bolas on you..... so you can bola your friends and run
Go get some eggs they said, it'll be fun they said...
Take naps and have a team don't plan anything and make sure you go to work DONT GET FIRED!!
Has anyone ever noticed that the three Wyvern colors are also the colors of the three Obilisks? (Poision green, Lightning blue, Fire red)
Me accidentally eating the egg instead of dropping it
Wyvern can't be milked like a cow, that would be an udder disaster....