Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
Tips & Strategies
When you finally trapped a wyvern for milk but it was a male
More Wyvern Funny Tips
Be prepared to lose a bird or seven
Who else thinks that we should get milk from tamed female wyverns?
Real men punch this animal to make it unconscious
Okay! We just got over 5 ups! This is the storyβ¦
John Denver really did leave on a jet plane. But he wrote the song long before this.
He ether had or rented his own jet, and so HE was flying it and the plane mustβve run out of fuel or something because I really donβt think he crashed when trying to land or something. But thatβs how it happenedβ¦
TRUE STORY!
Make sure to carry bolas on you..... so you can bola your friends and run
Iβm leaving on a wyvern!!!
John Denver is awesome!!
Sadly he died. Over 5 ups and I will tell how!
Go get some eggs they said, it'll be fun they said...
β¬οΈ This post if you pronounce it WHY-vern like any civilised ark survivor. β¬οΈ This post if you are demon spawn and pronounce it WIH-vern
Fun fact: the poison wyvern was made when a dilo ate steroids and flushed them down with red bull.
Take naps and have a team don't plan anything and make sure you go to work DONT GET FIRED!!