
When the ARK has lasted twenty years...
The wyverns will come.
When the noobs have tamed their greatest fears...
The wyverns will come.
===SKIP===
Of three wyverns who smoke, spew, and electricute,
Two shall die and one shall learn.
And if she bows to a fate that is stronger and higher,
She’ll have the power of wings of fire.
===SKIP===
The wyverns are coming...
*Finding out you can tame dragons*
"YEEEEESSSSSSS DRAGONS YEEEEEAAAAASSSSSSS"
Wiki: "You must go into its nest with a fast bird, steal an egg, run away from 50+ wyverns trying to kill you, go back, get a female wyvern, knock it out, get its milk to feed your baby wyvern, raise your baby wyvern for many real life days, never sleep, starve, make sure you got lots of milk, get arthritis, play non-stop, never see society again, boom you have yourself a wyvern."
"Fffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu....."