Lol one day I wanted to tame the wyvern next to my base ... it ate me
Who else thinks that we should get milk from tamed female wyverns?
⬆️ This post if you pronounce it WHY-vern like any civilised ark survivor. ⬇️ This post if you are demon spawn and pronounce it WIH-vern
Be prepared to lose a bird or seven
Real men punch this animal to make it unconscious
Me: ah yes nice day in the trench.
Me: oooooooooh lvl 200 egg gimme
Ark: success is for the weak.
Egg: *immediately spoils*
Make sure to carry bolas on you..... so you can bola your friends and run
Go get some eggs they said, it'll be fun they said...
I just hatched a ice wyvern egg and I got triplets. I was not prepared and this was going to be my first wyvern. I died so many times trying to get enough milk for them all.
Me accidentally eating the egg instead of dropping it