I get a wyvern. Then kill it by turrets. Get another, same sad fate. Get another wyvern. Runs into lava. Cry
Be prepared to lose a bird or seven
Who else thinks that we should get milk from tamed female wyverns?
Real men punch this animal to make it unconscious
Make sure to carry bolas on you..... so you can bola your friends and run
Go get some eggs they said, it'll be fun they said...
⬆️ This post if you pronounce it WHY-vern like any civilised ark survivor. ⬇️ This post if you are demon spawn and pronounce it WIH-vern
Take naps and have a team don't plan anything and make sure you go to work DONT GET FIRED!!
Has anyone ever noticed that the three Wyvern colors are also the colors of the three Obilisks? (Poision green, Lightning blue, Fire red)
Me accidentally eating the egg instead of dropping it
Wyvern can't be milked like a cow, that would be an udder disaster....