How to run away from a wyvern : bola your friend/useless dinosaur
Step 2 : not taking the egg if there is a egg and just run.
You have successfully killed your friend/dinosaur and surviving a wyvern!
Be prepared to lose a bird or seven
Who else thinks that we should get milk from tamed female wyverns?
Real men punch this animal to make it unconscious
Make sure to carry bolas on you..... so you can bola your friends and run
Go get some eggs they said, it'll be fun they said...
⬆️ This post if you pronounce it WHY-vern like any civilised ark survivor. ⬇️ This post if you are demon spawn and pronounce it WIH-vern
Me:running from one wyvern
Other wyvern:hello there
First wyvern:STOP RESISTING
Runs into cave
Alpha wyvern:The f*ck you doing?
ps:this happened to me
Take naps and have a team don't plan anything and make sure you go to work DONT GET FIRED!!
Has anyone ever noticed that the three Wyvern colors are also the colors of the three Obilisks? (Poision green, Lightning blue, Fire red)
Me accidentally eating the egg instead of dropping it