Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
I Had a Posion One once.. I was Out looking for some Allo's To Tame, I…

I Had a Posion One once..
I was Out looking for some Allo's To Tame, I Found some. I dismounted my Wyvern and Stood on his back, Took out my Ascendent Shotgun and Tried to Hit the Lower level... only to my Horrified Surprise, I'd Just Killed my Wyvern... I never got that Ramshackle Desert Cloth back..
R.I.P
Venom
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*Finding out you can tame dragons*
"YEEEEESSSSSSS DRAGONS YEEEEEAAAAASSSSSSS"
Wiki: "You must go into its nest with a fast bird, steal an egg, run away from 50+ wyverns trying to kill you, go back, get a female wyvern, knock it out, get its milk to feed your baby wyvern, raise your baby wyvern for many real life days, never sleep, starve, make sure you got lots of milk, get arthritis, play non-stop, never see society again, boom you have yourself a wyvern."
"Fffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu....."