Told a buddy. "That's no scar, that's the devils ass crack."
Who else thinks that we should get milk from tamed female wyverns?
Be prepared to lose a bird or seven
Real men punch this animal to make it unconscious
Make sure to carry bolas on you..... so you can bola your friends and run
Go get some eggs they said, it'll be fun they said...
⬆️ This post if you pronounce it WHY-vern like any civilised ark survivor. ⬇️ This post if you are demon spawn and pronounce it WIH-vern
POV you are getting some eggs but then
you see some fire
Take naps and have a team don't plan anything and make sure you go to work DONT GET FIRED!!
Me accidentally eating the egg instead of dropping it
Has anyone ever noticed that the three Wyvern colors are also the colors of the three Obilisks? (Poision green, Lightning blue, Fire red)