Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
It’s mighty It’s strong It’s clever And big It can like no other…

It’s mighty
It’s strong
It’s clever
And big
It can like no other but is so dangerous
It’s awesomely scary and wistful
But the scariest of all is it’s lighting flashing, fire flaring,
And poison choking.
It’s dangerous and hunts all the time
You’ll never get away so don’t try to go.
The reader
More Wyvern Funny Tips
*Finding out you can tame dragons*
"YEEEEESSSSSSS DRAGONS YEEEEEAAAAASSSSSSS"
Wiki: "You must go into its nest with a fast bird, steal an egg, run away from 50+ wyverns trying to kill you, go back, get a female wyvern, knock it out, get its milk to feed your baby wyvern, raise your baby wyvern for many real life days, never sleep, starve, make sure you got lots of milk, get arthritis, play non-stop, never see society again, boom you have yourself a wyvern."
"Fffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu....."