Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
This is the length of time it took me to breed 2 wyverns and get an egg…
This is the length of time it took me to breed 2 wyverns and get an egg (spoiler alert) something terrible happens.
Takes me 8 in game days to prep for egg theft.
Another 2 in game days to prep incubation.
Another 3 in game days to incubate.
Another 12 in game days to raise.
2 in game day to steel another egg.
Another 2 in game days to prep incubation.
Another 3 in game days to incubate.
Another 12 in game days to raise.
1 in game day to breed.
Thats a total of 45 days.
45 in game days of blood sweat and tears.
45 in game days of extra hard labor.
45 in game days…
…all for me to eat the egg like an idiot.😑
More Wyvern Funny Tips
*Finding out you can tame dragons*
"YEEEEESSSSSSS DRAGONS YEEEEEAAAAASSSSSSS"
Wiki: "You must go into its nest with a fast bird, steal an egg, run away from 50+ wyverns trying to kill you, go back, get a female wyvern, knock it out, get its milk to feed your baby wyvern, raise your baby wyvern for many real life days, never sleep, starve, make sure you got lots of milk, get arthritis, play non-stop, never see society again, boom you have yourself a wyvern."
"Fffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu....."