Me: ah yes nice day in the trench.
Me: oooooooooh lvl 200 egg gimme
Ark: success is for the weak.
Egg: *immediately spoils*
To tame these:
1:Go to a wyvern trench
2:Make sure you bring a cryopid with a flyer in it
3:Hope that the flyer in the cryopod is a wyvern and throw it out
4:Have fun with your wyvern
(Step 1 isn't compulsory)
Who else thinks that we should get milk from tamed female wyverns?
⬆️ This post if you pronounce it WHY-vern like any civilised ark survivor. ⬇️ This post if you are demon spawn and pronounce it WIH-vern
Be prepared to lose a bird or seven
Real men punch this animal to make it unconscious
Tropeognathus: guys I can explain.
Quetzal: you get a fully weaponised battle saddle? I only get platforms...
Tape: I just have a saddle with multiple seats that nobody uses!
Pters and argys: we just normal saddles what the heck man!
Wyverns and Griffins: you guys are getting saddles?
Make sure to carry bolas on you..... so you can bola your friends and run
Go get some eggs they said, it'll be fun they said...
Me:”Come on guys let’s get a wyvern!”
The rest of the tribe:”We’re gonna die you maniac.”
Me:”It’ll be fine.”
Me”Yeah,grab a pteranodon and let’s go.”
And we died as soon as we got there...And when I respawned,the tribe owner kicked me out of the tribe and killed me 🙃