Who else thinks that we should get milk from tamed female wyverns?

Be prepared to lose a bird or seven

Real men punch this animal to make it unconscious

To tame you have kidnap a baby and sexually abuse it’s mother🤰🥊

Make sure to carry bolas on you..... so you can bola your friends and run

Tropeognathus: guys I can explain.
Quetzal: you get a fully weaponised battle saddle? I only get platforms...
Tape: I just have a saddle with multiple seats that nobody uses!
Pters and argys: we just normal saddles what the hell man!
Wyverns: you guys are getting saddles?

Me accidentally eating the egg instead of dropping it

To tame you have to knock out a mother and steal her kid. Wildcard, why😭

When your milking a wyvern but you realize it’s a male.

This should be the next syntac video.

Take naps and have a team don't plan anything and make sure you go to work DONT GET FIRED!!