Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Human: c’mon buddy, go faster! Argentavis: I’m going as fast as I can!…

Human: c’mon buddy, go faster!
Argentavis: I’m going as fast as I can!
Wyvern: GIMME BACK MY EGG!!
Argentavis: I have an idea
So, the argentavis dove near lava and the human thought the argie was gonna kill them both
Human:what are you doing!?
The argie suddenly swooped forward and the wyvern fell into the lava
Human: YESSSS!!!!! WE GO...
As a dozen more wyverns come after them
Human:AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Argentavis: yeah we’re gonna die. AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
More Wyvern Funny Tips
*Finding out you can tame dragons*
"YEEEEESSSSSSS DRAGONS YEEEEEAAAAASSSSSSS"
Wiki: "You must go into its nest with a fast bird, steal an egg, run away from 50+ wyverns trying to kill you, go back, get a female wyvern, knock it out, get its milk to feed your baby wyvern, raise your baby wyvern for many real life days, never sleep, starve, make sure you got lots of milk, get arthritis, play non-stop, never see society again, boom you have yourself a wyvern."
"Fffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu....."