Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Poison wyvern: dude, steal my egg and you get poisoned.
Argentavis: I can fly to, you know mr clumsy.
Poison wyvern: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME!!!???
Argentavis:uhh... mr lovely wyvern?
Argentavis: uh oh...
Poison wyvern: YOU WILL BE POISONED YAAAAAHHHH!!!!!
Human: thatβs what happens when your argie tries to steal an egg.
(That IS what happens)
More Wyvern Funny Tips
Be prepared to lose a bird or seven
Real men punch this animal to make it unconscious
Make sure to carry bolas on you..... so you can bola your friends and run
Go get some eggs they said, it'll be fun they said...
I went to a place with like 20 wyverns and guess what NO EGGS it was on ragonrock
Take naps and have a team don't plan anything and make sure you go to work DONT GET FIRED!!
Has anyone ever noticed that the three Wyvern colors are also the colors of the three Obilisks? (Poision green, Lightning blue, Fire red)
Wyvern can't be milked like a cow, that would be an udder disaster....
Me accidentally eating the egg instead of dropping it
When your milking a wyvern but you realize itβs a male.
This should be the next syntac video.