Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Ya know wyverns right? There kind of a mix between bird and reptile nether…
Ya know wyverns right? There kind of a mix between bird and reptile nether produce milk yet a baby wyvern will need milk but they shouldn’t cuz birds and lizards dont and last time I checked WYVERNS DONT HAVE NIPPELS so were the f*ck is the milk coming from?!?!
....... wait so Thats why the male wyvern gave milk.......
No but seriously here me out here male wyverns make “milk” then give it to the mums that feed the babas
Or there is an alfa wyvern that gives there milk to the other female wyverns and there feed there babas and the alfas milk dose some sort of mind control on the wyverns that would explain why none of the normal wyverns have nippels and why all of them attack u even tho u didn’t even take there egg u only took the egg of a single pair
of wyverns unless..... I N S E S T
GASP* its the answer INSEST!!! Holy cake....
BUT THATS JUST A THEORY A GAME THEORY!!!
More Wyvern Funny Tips
*Finding out you can tame dragons*
"YEEEEESSSSSSS DRAGONS YEEEEEAAAAASSSSSSS"
Wiki: "You must go into its nest with a fast bird, steal an egg, run away from 50+ wyverns trying to kill you, go back, get a female wyvern, knock it out, get its milk to feed your baby wyvern, raise your baby wyvern for many real life days, never sleep, starve, make sure you got lots of milk, get arthritis, play non-stop, never see society again, boom you have yourself a wyvern."
"Fffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu....."