What to do if it to hot for u:
1: Tame ice wyvern
2: froze the complete world
3: u forgot that can ice wyvern make it colder
4: u go die on cold weather
5: direwolf, direbear, stone golem,... will attack u
6: leave and delet the server
7: start om valgeura map
8: tame ice wyvern and atart from new
Who else thinks that we should get milk from tamed female wyverns?
⬆️ This post if you pronounce it WHY-vern like any civilised ark survivor. ⬇️ This post if you are demon spawn and pronounce it WIH-vern
Be prepared to lose a bird or seven
Real men punch this animal to make it unconscious
Make sure to carry bolas on you..... so you can bola your friends and run
Tropeognathus: guys I can explain.
Quetzal: you get a fully weaponised battle saddle? I only get platforms...
Tape: I just have a saddle with multiple seats that nobody uses!
Pters and argys: we just normal saddles what the heck man!
Wyverns and Griffins: you guys are getting saddles?
Go get some eggs they said, it'll be fun they said...
Me accidentally eating the egg instead of dropping it
Take naps and have a team don't plan anything and make sure you go to work DONT GET FIRED!!