Male Wyvern : Why do I always get knocked out? They don’t even look at my name
Female Wyvern : Well you’re lucky your kid doesn’t get taken and you get milked so then they feed your kid!
Who else thinks that we should get milk from tamed female wyverns?
If a wyvern pops up in my place I'm hiding and I'm staying away please stay away from me I am scared and by the way I collected your eggs please do not kill me wyvern
⬆️ This post if you pronounce it WHY-vern like any civilised ark survivor. ⬇️ This post if you are demon spawn and pronounce it WIH-vern
Be prepared to lose a bird or seven
To tame these:
1:Go to a wyvern trench
2:Make sure you bring a cryopid with a flyer in it
3:Hope that the flyer in the cryopod is a wyvern and throw it out
4:Have fun with your wyvern
(Step 1 isn't compulsory)
Real men punch this animal to make it unconscious
Make sure to carry bolas on you..... so you can bola your friends and run
Go get some eggs they said, it'll be fun they said...
Tropeognathus: guys I can explain.
Quetzal: you get a fully weaponised battle saddle? I only get platforms...
Tape: I just have a saddle with multiple seats that nobody uses!
Pters and argys: we just normal saddles what the heck man!
Wyverns and Griffins: you guys are getting saddles?