Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Wyvern: lays egg then leaves. Me: sees egg Me: “the hell they are not…

Wyvern: lays egg then leaves.
Me: sees egg
Me: “the hell they are not taking care of this egg!”
Friend: shit shit shit shit
Me: takes egg
Wyvern: oh no you don’t
Me: shit shit shit shit shit shit
Me died
Friend killed wyvern
Me: why didn’t you do that in the frist place?!
Me killed friend
More Wyvern Funny Tips
*Finding out you can tame dragons*
"YEEEEESSSSSSS DRAGONS YEEEEEAAAAASSSSSSS"
Wiki: "You must go into its nest with a fast bird, steal an egg, run away from 50+ wyverns trying to kill you, go back, get a female wyvern, knock it out, get its milk to feed your baby wyvern, raise your baby wyvern for many real life days, never sleep, starve, make sure you got lots of milk, get arthritis, play non-stop, never see society again, boom you have yourself a wyvern."
"Fffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu....."