Ice wyvern egg: too cold.
Rockdrake egg: too hot.
YOU LIVE IN A RADIOACTIVE FIRE PIT!
Magmasaur egg: too cold.
Argent egg: too hot
YOU LIVE NEAR WYVERN PITS!
Human egg: too cold
Wtf what no this is not possib-
Yuty egg: too cold
eXUSE ME SIR
Who else thinks that we should get milk from tamed female wyverns?
Be prepared to lose a bird or seven
Real men punch this animal to make it unconscious
⬆️ This post if you pronounce it WHY-vern like any civilised ark survivor. ⬇️ This post if you are demon spawn and pronounce it WIH-vern
Make sure to carry bolas on you..... so you can bola your friends and run
Go get some eggs they said, it'll be fun they said...
Take naps and have a team don't plan anything and make sure you go to work DONT GET FIRED!!
Me accidentally eating the egg instead of dropping it
When your milking a wyvern but you realize it’s a male.
This should be the next syntac video.