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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
When a noob sees egg ME WANTTTT ITS GOL LETS COOK ONA FRIEN PAN tek guys like…

When a noob sees egg ME WANTTTT ITS GOL LETS COOK ONA FRIEN PAN tek guys like 0-0 HEHHEHEHEHHE comes behind with his iron skillet and knockes him out and takes wyvern egg next wyvern gg noob attempts to steal wyvern swoops in and gulps him the second he attempts then the wyvern hatches and the mother spits the noob out and the noob gets eaten
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*Finding out you can tame dragons*
"YEEEEESSSSSSS DRAGONS YEEEEEAAAAASSSSSSS"
Wiki: "You must go into its nest with a fast bird, steal an egg, run away from 50+ wyverns trying to kill you, go back, get a female wyvern, knock it out, get its milk to feed your baby wyvern, raise your baby wyvern for many real life days, never sleep, starve, make sure you got lots of milk, get arthritis, play non-stop, never see society again, boom you have yourself a wyvern."
"Fffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu....."