You have your birds right? Yes! Good! Now that you have them all. Oh they’re dead.... got any more?
Who else thinks that we should get milk from tamed female wyverns?
⬆️ This post if you pronounce it WHY-vern like any civilised ark survivor. ⬇️ This post if you are demon spawn and pronounce it WIH-vern
Be prepared to lose a bird or seven
Real men punch this animal to make it unconscious
Make sure to carry bolas on you..... so you can bola your friends and run
Go get some eggs they said, it'll be fun they said...
This is my they have holes in there wings it takes them forever to land
Tropeognathus: guys I can explain.
Quetzal: you get a fully weaponised battle saddle? I only get platforms...
Tape: I just have a saddle with multiple seats that nobody uses!
Pters and argys: we just normal saddles what the hell man!
Wyverns: you guys are getting saddles?
Me accidentally eating the egg instead of dropping it
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
