Who else thinks that we should get milk from tamed female wyverns?

⬆️ This post if you pronounce it WHY-vern like any civilised ark survivor. ⬇️ This post if you are demon spawn and pronounce it WIH-vern

Be prepared to lose a bird or seven

Real men punch this animal to make it unconscious

Make sure to carry bolas on you..... so you can bola your friends and run

Go get some eggs they said, it'll be fun they said...

Tropeognathus: guys I can explain.

Quetzal: you get a fully weaponised battle saddle? I only get platforms...

Tape: I just have a saddle with multiple seats that nobody uses!

Pters and argys: we just normal saddles what the hell man!

Wyverns: you guys are getting saddles?

Me accidentally eating the egg instead of dropping it

When your milking a wyvern but you realize it’s a male.

This should be the next syntac video.

When your milking a wyvern but you realize it’s a male.

This should be the next syntac video.