When you steal a wyvern's egg,
Wyvern: am I a joke to you?
Baby wyvern: my daddy, where's my daddy?
Who else thinks that we should get milk from tamed female wyverns?
⬆️ This post if you pronounce it WHY-vern like any civilised ark survivor. ⬇️ This post if you are demon spawn and pronounce it WIH-vern
Be prepared to lose a bird or seven
I just hatched a ice wyvern egg and I got triplets. I was not prepared and this was going to be my first wyvern. I died so many times trying to get enough milk for them all.
Real men punch this animal to make it unconscious
Make sure to carry bolas on you..... so you can bola your friends and run
Go get some eggs they said, it'll be fun they said...
Me accidentally eating the egg instead of dropping it
When your milking a wyvern but you realize it’s a male.
This should be the next syntac video.