When you steal a wyvern's egg,
Wyvern: am I a joke to you?
Baby wyvern: my daddy, where's my daddy?
Be prepared to lose a bird or seven
Who else thinks that we should get milk from tamed female wyverns?
Real men punch this animal to make it unconscious
Make sure to carry bolas on you..... so you can bola your friends and run
Go get some eggs they said, it'll be fun they said...
I’m leaving on a wyvern!!!
John Denver is awesome!!
Sadly he died. Over 5 ups and I will tell how!
⬆️ This post if you pronounce it WHY-vern like any civilised ark survivor. ⬇️ This post if you are demon spawn and pronounce it WIH-vern
Fun fact: the poison wyvern was made when a dilo ate steroids and flushed them down with red bull.
Take naps and have a team don't plan anything and make sure you go to work DONT GET FIRED!!
Has anyone ever noticed that the three Wyvern colors are also the colors of the three Obilisks? (Poision green, Lightning blue, Fire red)