Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the velonasaur? Funny velonasaur jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 9 · Answer 1 · 2020-02-11T20:45:30+00:00

The dilos incredibly spiky dad

score 4 · Answer 2 · 2023-03-26T18:54:37+00:00

Dino mini gun nothing more nothing less

score 8 · Answer 3 · 2020-08-09T15:21:19+00:00

Just me, or does he remind you of junkrat?

score 2 · Answer 4 · 2024-06-19T19:30:39+00:00

Imagine lighting it one fire and it can shoot fire needles

score 6 · Answer 5 · 2021-11-19T04:02:15+00:00

If you type in spindles this will appear (a spindle is a thing used to make stairs)

score 6 · Answer 6 · 2021-11-19T04:00:02+00:00

If you type in spindles this will appear

score 7 · Answer 7 · 2020-11-30T19:34:26+00:00

It's ultimate power in numbers making everyone crash.

score 10 · Answer 8 · 2018-12-09T22:50:47+00:00

Brings a assault riffle and 1K bullets.

Other player brings a velonasaur, and I start running now

score 0 · Answer 9 · 2025-09-21T01:37:13+00:00

Raptor and assault rifle: CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK

Then this bull**it was born

score 5 · Answer 10 · 2022-03-27T20:26:44+00:00

BRURRR AP AP AP AP AP AP AP AP

score 5 · Answer 11 · 2022-02-28T01:01:06+00:00

Just the sound of it shooting sounds like a anti-aircraft turret

score 7 · Answer 12 · 2020-10-05T05:32:28+00:00

Shikchik bratatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatata

Velonasaur lvl1 has killed a level 100 human.

score 3 · Answer 13 · 2023-06-22T21:52:24+00:00

Why when you search “spindles” in the dododex search the velo appears

score 8 · Answer 14 · 2019-11-01T03:41:11+00:00

a raptoe thony dragn and dilo got really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really drunk one time and ask your parents how babies are made to here the rest of the story

score 9 · Answer 15 · 2018-12-24T07:13:03+00:00

Me: I’m dirty dan!!

Velenosaur: NOOOO I’m dirty dan!!!!!!!

score 0 · Answer 16 · 2025-08-28T03:11:17+00:00

Kid: Look! It’s a nightmare super hedgehog with deadly spikes! Can I go pet him!

Dad: sure… (7 secs later)

Kid: (crying. Deadly spikes surrounding his Butt) tell my momma I love her!!

score 2 · Answer 17 · 2024-02-11T04:41:12+00:00

This is what happens when you combine a velociraptor with an assault rifle with nuclear waste

score 3 · Answer 18 · 2023-04-14T01:09:54+00:00

Ready aim FIRE

score 0 · Answer 19 · 2025-08-13T09:50:55+00:00

I was walking around Genesis 2 as I get one punch by this gecko who inhaled an SMG a response decided to tame it then it will get spikes around killing me and my dodo and Kevin RIP Kevin still I would not recommend going by this isotope gecko without and your keyboard in your shopping cart and some mental training assure test mine

score 7 · Answer 20 · 2019-11-03T22:28:02+00:00

You ain’t got the nerve.

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