What are some funny jokes or stories about the velonasaur? Funny velonasaur jokes submitted by ARK players.
If you type in spindles this will appear
Machine gun Kelly tames 1 yay *eminem joins* Eminem* get the 🤬 out Kelly NOOOO
Dino mini gun nothing more nothing less
Brings a assault riffle and 1K bullets.
Other player brings a velonasaur, and I start running now
Is this an upgraded dilo? I only play The Island.
It's ultimate power in numbers making everyone crash.
Shikchik bratatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatata
Velonasaur lvl1 has killed a level 100 human.
A W walking Dilo mini gun hybrid
BRURRR AP AP AP AP AP AP AP AP
Just the sound of it shooting sounds like a anti-aircraft turret
Imagine lighting it one fire and it can shoot fire needles
a raptoe thony dragn and dilo got really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really drunk one time and ask your parents how babies are made to here the rest of the story
Me: I’m dirty dan!!
Velenosaur: NOOOO I’m dirty dan!!!!!!!
Why when you search “spindles” in the dododex search the velo appears
Ready aim FIRE
You ain’t got the nerve.
T r y m e
Every time I tried to tame a high level one a damned Yuty pops up and attacks! I swear ark knows just when to troll you!
This is what happens when you combine a velociraptor with an assault rifle with nuclear waste
Me: Mom I want turret
Mom: We have turret at home
Turret at home:
The turret