Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the velonasaur? Funny velonasaur jokes submitted by ARK players.
I was new to extinction so I was on my Ptera in the desert and i was told about dis thing so I decided to try and tame it as soon as I found one I saw an allo or Carno idk try to kill it so it went into turret mode and annihilated it after I checked the lvl on the spyglass and saw it was a lvl 15
I new I was screwed
Me: oh hey alpha dilo
Veno: 0.0 oh u made a mistake
Me: pulls out gun
Veno: oh well u brought a gun to gun fight, wait, ugh nvm
Me: whistles
Stomping in the distance
Veno: wait wut dat
Titanosaur walks out with platform war base saddle and tek armour
Veno: .0.
Titanosaur tail whips da boi outa exsistance
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