One time I got dragged into the abyss by one of these while friend just watched
Tusoteuthis
The Tusoteuthis is a massive, aggressive squid found in the depths of the oceans. In battle, the Tusoteuthis can grab its prey and knock it unconcious, siphoning its blood to gain health. Once tamed, the ink from a Tusoteuthis can be used as a constant Oil source. Some survivors choose to hunt the Tusoteuthis for its Oil.

Jokes and funny moments about the Tusoteuthis from ARK players.
If you search up “squid” it appears
I found a alpha one beached worst mistake I was encumbered for ages
I was playing with my friend and I told him i have to go eat aquiescencia in irl and he’s answer: YOU WANT TO TENTACLE aka our tuso 🤣🤣🤣🤣
For a good ruddy feast, go deep sea diving and (somehow) kill one and harvest the fish meat. And invite your entire tribe (or the entire server if you have killed multiple) to a feast with the main course being kalamari.
Listen to bubbles they say black pearls
The baby squids eat fish I foundation the hard way
If you search kraken, it comes up with this.
They rare. Mainly in easy there rare. I figured that out cuz my world is ez mode :c
That’s some nice red drop farming you’re doing there...it would be a shame if anything happened to it
I found a leoperodon (idk how to spell its name) yet no tuso. (Keep in mind leo’s are rarer than tuso’s) -Gabriel
When you attack enemy base from the water and you hear one of them say release the Kraken.
God have mercy
Squidward overweight brother or is it just too big,hmm I can't tell
Yall sad Hes rare i found one near shore in south zone 3 mobile my spino and i didnt have a great day
OMG I swear these things are a pain in the ass to tame 😥
He will knock you down...and only God knows what the hell this creature is doing to you while sleeping
Ya just bola ur friend and get those flippers on and run😈
Me: trying to tame one
Giant squid: doesn’t want to be tamed right now
Me: what do you mean it doesn’t want to be tamed right now
Giant squid: sprays ink
Me: finding out I have to to let it grab my tame
Giant squid: … doesn’t grab my Dino
Me: “spams…
Me: trying to tame one
Giant squid: doesn’t want to be tamed right now
Me: what do you mean it doesn’t want to be tamed right now
Giant squid: sprays ink
Me: finding out I have to to let it grab my tame
Giant squid: … doesn’t grab my Dino
Me: “spams attack’’
Giant squid: “(spams spray in on me)’’
Me: (rages so hard)
My brother: (laughing so hard)
Me: (rages to hard)
Me:spawns
Squid:spawns
Me:in one day gets to lvl a 100
Squid:wants to find something
Me:goes under water with a megalodon
Squid:sees me
Me:sees squid
Me:"oh?what's this.A LVL 300 SQUID!!!.....I am gonna tame that
Squid:oh look some one to hug
Squid:hugs me so…
Me:spawns
Squid:spawns
Me:in one day gets to lvl a 100
Squid:wants to find something
Me:goes under water with a megalodon
Squid:sees me
Me:sees squid
Me:"oh?what's this.A LVL 300 SQUID!!!.....I am gonna tame that
Squid:oh look some one to hug
Squid:hugs me so hard that I die
Squid:.......OWAAAAAAAAA HAHAWAAAAAAA WAAA SORRY
Megalodon(untamed):eats my coarps
Squid: hugs mega
Mega:dies
Moral:I died then my shark unclaimed its self shark takes revenge and so the squid takes revenge
Tame it, name it Squidward and boom you have your very own Squidward, but I don’t think you’ll have any luck when it comes to playing with his nose