Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Me:spawns
Squid:spawns
Me:in one day gets to lvl a 100
Squid:wants to find something
Me:goes under water with a megalodon
Squid:sees me
Me:sees squid
Me:"oh?what's this.A LVL 300 SQUID!!!.....I am gonna tame that
Squid:oh look some one to hug
Squid:hugs me so hard that I die
Squid:.......OWAAAAAAAAA HAHAWAAAAAAA WAAA SORRY
Megalodon(untamed):eats my coarps
Squid: hugs mega
Mega:dies
Moral:I died then my shark unclaimed its self shark takes revenge and so the squid takes revenge
More Tusoteuthis Funny Tips
Please tell me why it says non-violent... Because when it grabs u and eats u alive it's not very non-violent...
Me just swimming in the ocean and then i see thisβ¦thing like. HelL nAaAAa
Don't be mean, it just wants a hug might kill you but aye at least you made someone's day
Heck naww it's swimmin towards ME YEAH NOPE IM RUNNING MACH 10 I DONT WANT LONG LIMBDES KRECKENTUS THE III TRYING TO MURDER NE
If your with a tribe member kock out your tribe mate take his flippers and run
I will kill whoever stole my 1200 black pearls I saved for squids??????????????
This thing just KRACKENS me up.
Yeah ok I'll go
Jack sparrow had a ship called the black pearl that the kraken ate HMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Why Yes the taming Process is Non-Violent...
Non-violent on your part.... The Squid can be as violent as it wants....
People on ark pc: yes! I got a max mosa now time to get that alpha tuso.
Me on mobile: whats an alpha tuso?
Up for respects to mobile.