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Me:spawns

Squid:spawns

Me:in one day gets to lvl a 100

Squid:wants to find something

Me:goes under water with a megalodon

Squid:sees me

Me:sees squid

Me:"oh?what's this.A LVL 300 SQUID!!!.....I am gonna tame that

Squid:oh look some one to hug

Squid:hugs me so hard that I die

Squid:.......OWAAAAAAAAA HAHAWAAAAAAA WAAA SORRY

Megalodon(untamed):eats my coarps

Squid: hugs mega

Mega:dies

Moral:I died then my shark unclaimed its self shark takes revenge and so the squid takes revenge

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