Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
Tips & Strategies
Me:spawns
Squid:spawns
Me:in one day gets to lvl a 100
Squid:wants to find something
Me:goes under water with a megalodon
Squid:sees me
Me:sees squid
Me:"oh?what's this.A LVL 300 SQUID!!!.....I am gonna tame that
Squid:oh look some one to hug
Squid:hugs me so hard that I die
Squid:.......OWAAAAAAAAA HAHAWAAAAAAA WAAA SORRY
Megalodon(untamed):eats my coarps
Squid: hugs mega
Mega:dies
Moral:I died then my shark unclaimed its self shark takes revenge and so the squid takes revenge
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This is how my grandma hugs me.
Thatβs some nice red drop farming youβre doing there...it would be a shame if anything happened to it
I found a leoperodon (idk how to spell its name) yet no tuso. (Keep in mind leoβs are rarer than tusoβs) -Gabriel
You ded
If your with a tribe member kock out your tribe mate take his flippers and run
It's been to fucking long I've been sitting here watching this tame. Day78 I forgot what the surface looks like, I have arthritis and high blood pressure
I will kill whoever stole my 1200 black pearls I saved for squids??????????????
Well there might be some people are in that kinky stuff.
Jack sparrow had a ship called the black pearl that the kraken ate HMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Jack sparrow had a ship called the black pearl that the kraken ate HMMMMMMMMMMMMM